Michelle Obama Says Soldier Was Caught In A ‘Fire Fart’ [Video]

Daily Caller ^ | 7/16/14 | Patrick Howley

[Nachum]

First Lady Michelle Obama told a harrowing story Wednesday of a soldier caught in a “fire fart” during his wartime experience.

“There’s this soldier that we met just a month ago,” Obama told the crowd at a Los Angeles event addressing the plight of homeless veterans, “who was caught in a fire fart–fight in Afghanistan.”

The soldier returned home to find a bleak environment for veterans of war, according to Michelle’s prepared remarks at the event, which also featured a presentation from Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti.

[Nachum]

Never trust a fire fart

[Nachum]

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[TigerClaws]

That’s a man, baby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg

[Politicalkiddo]

Doesn’t she just ooze class and refinement?

[Celtic Conservative]

I wonder if this has anything to do with that anal fatwa announced the other day.

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[2ndDivisionVet]

Was he a “corpse-man?” Which of the 57 states was he from? Does he speak Austrian?

[Farmer Dean]

If chili was on the lunch menu,then all smoking materials should be extinguished.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I was caught in one, more than once, in high school. Played in a rock band. Our guitar player could break wind on cue and he would roll back and produce a lighter and a blue flame several feet long...

[Sarah Barracuda]

Some farts can be deadly ones

[BlueStateRightist]

When we were kids my brother once made a fart fire. But he never mastered the fire fart.

[tumblindice]

The Eagle
BY ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON
He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring’d with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he farts.

[skeeter]

He never mastered the fire fart art?

[gaijin]

Fighting with FIRE FARTS:

“Improvise and overcome” indeed..!

My word.

[leapfrog0202]

Class, pure class. /s

[smokingfrog]

I hate it when that happens!

[molson209]

It’s her Buck teeth

[Dick Bachert]

These “people” are simply perfect poster children for the semi-illiterate, no information imbeciles who helped put them in the Spite House!

[deoetdoctrinae]

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[tumblindice]

And an underbite like a flathead catfish.

[afraidfortherepublic]

How crude!