Remember Popeye & the termite. :)
1 posted on
07/16/2014 5:18:35 PM PDT by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
2 posted on
07/16/2014 5:20:03 PM PDT by
SMGFan
(Sarah Michelle Gellar is now on twitter @RealSMG)
To: SMGFan
This again. It seems like every year, at least once a year, someone burns their house down trying to kill a spider or snake, and someone gets stuck in a chimney and dies. We haven’t had that chimney death yet. I’m betting some time in August.
To: SMGFan
That fool. He should have used a .500 s&w magnum instead.
To: SMGFan
Doesn’t he know that’s a job for the police (and kill his dog if he has one).
6 posted on
07/16/2014 5:24:45 PM PDT by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
To: SMGFan
Kill Them! with Fire!
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9 posted on
07/16/2014 5:26:00 PM PDT by
mylife
To: SMGFan
First things first. Did he get the spider?
12 posted on
07/16/2014 5:27:58 PM PDT by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: SMGFan
Would have been a more effective choice.
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14 posted on
07/16/2014 5:31:50 PM PDT by
Delta 21
(Its my freedom. YES. I will be keeping it.)
To: SMGFan
[Inside an Arachnid study laboratory]
Newsreel announcer: Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill bugs.
Carl: Your basic Arachnid warrior isn’t too smart, but you can blow off a limb,
[shoots an Arachnid warrior’s limb off]
Carl: and it’s still 86 percent combat effective. Here’s a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.
[demonstrates]
15 posted on
07/16/2014 5:35:50 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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16 posted on
07/16/2014 5:37:26 PM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: SMGFan
It worked in Arachniphobia.
17 posted on
07/16/2014 5:43:33 PM PDT by
Brooklyn Attitude
(Things are only going to get worse.)
To: SMGFan
18 posted on
07/16/2014 5:45:46 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
To: SMGFan
Had a guy do this couple years back - throw bunch of smoke bombs in attic to get rid of squirrels
Burned house down
Another sucess story.......
20 posted on
07/16/2014 5:53:47 PM PDT by
njslim
(T)
To: SMGFan
always works when I try it.
Oh look! A spider...
24 posted on
07/16/2014 6:24:32 PM PDT by
Pelham
(California, what happens when you won't deport illegals)
To: SMGFan
Definitely needs a “Hold muh beer” alert
25 posted on
07/16/2014 6:25:22 PM PDT by
jimbug
To: SMGFan; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
AGAIN?? That trick NEVER works!"![](http://api.ning.com/files/POf-clSKoV18KDxaBw42zB2pnjPehLOAslZs-sn8CM2yUWfQZ9cBkLteDpGrWhLu3xdLsDi8EUHfTSBgb-ZfEGCLgC8m8CEc/Rocky_3001.gif)
27 posted on
07/16/2014 6:35:12 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: SMGFan
In his defense, there are some enormous damn spiders up here in Seattle area. During “hobo spider” mating season the suckers will chase each other across the floor—and occasionally go after your toes if you skitter too quickly and startle them.
(I put the name in quotes because there's an on-going debate about the identification and actual proliferation corridor of hobo spiders. Personally, I don't care. Shit that chases me across the floor: dies.)
28 posted on
07/16/2014 6:38:07 PM PDT by
brothers4thID
(Death had to take him sleeping, else he would have put up a fight.)
To: SMGFan
31 posted on
07/16/2014 7:17:47 PM PDT by
Citizen Zed
("Freedom costs a buck o five" - Gary Johnston, TAWP)
To: SMGFan
Did the spider die? If so, I guess it’s mission accomplished. ;)
32 posted on
07/16/2014 7:29:37 PM PDT by
kalee
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