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Remember Popeye & the termite. :)
1 posted on 07/16/2014 5:18:35 PM PDT by SMGFan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X4tF42Zw2U


2 posted on 07/16/2014 5:20:03 PM PDT by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is now on twitter @RealSMG)
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This again. It seems like every year, at least once a year, someone burns their house down trying to kill a spider or snake, and someone gets stuck in a chimney and dies. We haven’t had that chimney death yet. I’m betting some time in August.


3 posted on 07/16/2014 5:20:12 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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That fool. He should have used a .500 s&w magnum instead.


4 posted on 07/16/2014 5:21:06 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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Doesn’t he know that’s a job for the police (and kill his dog if he has one).


6 posted on 07/16/2014 5:24:45 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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Kill Them! with Fire!


9 posted on 07/16/2014 5:26:00 PM PDT by mylife
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First things first. Did he get the spider?


12 posted on 07/16/2014 5:27:58 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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Would have been a more effective choice.
14 posted on 07/16/2014 5:31:50 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Its my freedom. YES. I will be keeping it.)
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[Inside an Arachnid study laboratory]
Newsreel announcer: Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill bugs.
Carl: Your basic Arachnid warrior isn’t too smart, but you can blow off a limb,
[shoots an Arachnid warrior’s limb off]
Carl: and it’s still 86 percent combat effective. Here’s a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.
[demonstrates]


15 posted on 07/16/2014 5:35:50 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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16 posted on 07/16/2014 5:37:26 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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It worked in Arachniphobia.


17 posted on 07/16/2014 5:43:33 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (Things are only going to get worse.)
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18 posted on 07/16/2014 5:45:46 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
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Had a guy do this couple years back - throw bunch of smoke bombs in attic to get rid of squirrels

Burned house down

Another sucess story.......


20 posted on 07/16/2014 5:53:47 PM PDT by njslim (T)
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always works when I try it.

Oh look! A spider...


24 posted on 07/16/2014 6:24:32 PM PDT by Pelham (California, what happens when you won't deport illegals)
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Definitely needs a “Hold muh beer” alert


25 posted on 07/16/2014 6:25:22 PM PDT by jimbug
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To: SMGFan; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
AGAIN?? That trick NEVER works!"


27 posted on 07/16/2014 6:35:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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In his defense, there are some enormous damn spiders up here in Seattle area. During “hobo spider” mating season the suckers will chase each other across the floor—and occasionally go after your toes if you skitter too quickly and startle them.

(I put the name in quotes because there's an on-going debate about the identification and actual proliferation corridor of hobo spiders. Personally, I don't care. Shit that chases me across the floor: dies.)

28 posted on 07/16/2014 6:38:07 PM PDT by brothers4thID (Death had to take him sleeping, else he would have put up a fight.)
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31 posted on 07/16/2014 7:17:47 PM PDT by Citizen Zed ("Freedom costs a buck o five" - Gary Johnston, TAWP)
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Did the spider die? If so, I guess it’s mission accomplished. ;)


32 posted on 07/16/2014 7:29:37 PM PDT by kalee
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