TMI.
But seriously folks, this should put to rest all the claims that soccer is somehow a sissy sport. When did you ever see someone go on the DL or be questionable for this reason?
1 posted on
07/11/2014 9:08:01 AM PDT by
Loyalist
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To: Loyalist
Don’t say ‘anus’. Say ‘rectum’ . . . ‘Rectum’ . . .
24 posted on
07/11/2014 9:33:21 AM PDT by
Hoodat
(Proverbs 29:2)
To: Loyalist
1st response; Exactly how does one tear ones own anus during a soccer game? 2nd response: I don’t really wanna know. 3rd response; Your Obamacare style policy is most likely to call the incident “A Pre-existing Condition. Not Covered.
To: Loyalist
29 posted on
07/11/2014 9:44:16 AM PDT by
siamesecats
(God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
To: Loyalist
If it’s an anal fissure, he is in severe pain. They make hemorrhoids feel like you’re being tickled.
30 posted on
07/11/2014 9:47:17 AM PDT by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Loyalist
How many Brazilian players have this injury after the butt-whupping Germany gave them?
33 posted on
07/11/2014 9:52:32 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: Loyalist
34 posted on
07/11/2014 9:54:34 AM PDT by
Empireoftheatom48
(God help the Republic but will he?)
To: Loyalist
I think this proves soccer is a sissy sport, for sure.
And, we all know he tore his anus in another way...
That’s what the World Cup is all about.
To: Loyalist
So in other words the Netherlands team tore him a new assh...no, I’m not going to go there.
To: Loyalist
"Argentina’s Javier Mascherano says he tore his anus playing against the Netherlands"No worries! We have lots of replacements running around in DC.
39 posted on
07/11/2014 10:01:49 AM PDT by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: Loyalist
DOCTOR: “Mr. Mascherano, you have a torn anus.”
MR. MASCHERANO: “But I’m not homosexual. How did I tear my anus?”
DOCTOR: “Yes. I’m sure you’re not.”
40 posted on
07/11/2014 10:06:21 AM PDT by
rlmorel
("A nation, despicable by it"s weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
To: Loyalist
The World Cup medical staff should be experienced with this type of injury.
They've already dealt with the entire Brazilian team getting their anuses torn by Germany.
41 posted on
07/11/2014 10:18:10 AM PDT by
AAABEST
(Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
To: Loyalist
“I tore the anus that play.”
Of course you did.
To: Loyalist
Note to self: never slide over a sprinkler head.
44 posted on
07/11/2014 10:26:20 AM PDT by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: Loyalist; All
Was not feeling so good this morning.
All of your posts are *snicker*, *chortle*, and *guffaw"!
Feeling better now! At least MY anus has never been torn - not even on the worst of my days.
Poor fella'......
45 posted on
07/11/2014 10:29:14 AM PDT by
hummingbird
(Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
To: Loyalist
"I tore the anus that play."
--------------------------------->
"GOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!"
47 posted on
07/11/2014 10:31:44 AM PDT by
hummingbird
(Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)
To: Loyalist
Why was his anus in such a weak condition in the first place? Sissy sport played by rump rangers? Football is much tougher and no one tears their butt.
48 posted on
07/11/2014 10:32:46 AM PDT by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Are!)
To: Loyalist
Ouch! didn’t even know such a thing was possible...
50 posted on
07/11/2014 10:40:01 AM PDT by
uncitizen
(Buckle up! We're on the Facism Fast Track!)
To: Loyalist
The infamous ‘ Anus Play ‘. Going down in history with the 7-1 loss by Brazil
52 posted on
07/11/2014 10:41:09 AM PDT by
Para-Ord.45
(Americans, happy in tutelage by the reflection that they have chosen their own dictators.)
To: Loyalist
I guess...others have said they had a groin injury.
53 posted on
07/11/2014 10:42:36 AM PDT by
Osage Orange
(I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
To: Loyalist
In HS I knew a guy who got a new one torn in wrestling. Is that a sissy sport?
You soccer-phobes love poking fun at a sport you couldn’t last 15 minutes in.
56 posted on
07/11/2014 10:47:29 AM PDT by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Bible Summary in a few verses: John 14:6, John 6:29, Romans 10:9-10)
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