Posted on 06/24/2014 4:55:38 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
Let it loose. Gripe about anything. Get it off your chest.
I cashiered at one time, it’s simple to make change. Not now.
Is that because you buy em up at the thrift shop when he gets rid of them?
Duct tape and WD-40 are for people who can’t fix and don’t know how to lubricate!
I’ll trade you my crazed liberal sister-in-law for your RINO.
Won’t need socks then....
Ya could wear a garter belt....
bleach....minds....eye....
I hate seeing people putting their nasty dirty feet up on the dashboard ofna car...even when they are in another car.....put those things outta sight pigs.
73.
“...what kind of light bulbs we use, what kind of toilets we buy, what kids eat for lunch...”
Just wait until they tell us what kind of kids we can have. Seriously. “I’m sorry Mrs. Anderson, but your insurance won’t cover the heart defect in your newborn. Although we are not saying you must have an abortion, you will not be covered for the hundreds of thousands in medical bills.”
Your post reminds me of a story—years ago when gift certificates were written on paper
I had a $20.00 GC
My purchase was $19.05.
I gave her the GC and a nickel.
She starts writing out a new GC for $1.00
I said I wanted cash.
She said she had to do another GC if the refund was $1.00 or more.
I asked for my nickel back.
She carefully counted out my change-— 95 cents.
I laughed all the way home.
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Thanks, must have been a big age gap between brothers.
Laws, he hasn’t gone that far yet, LOL
We call that a Battlecow.
Wrong....it is called ISIL....I don’t know how it got changed recently but ISIS is actually the name of Obama’s Auntie.
Just imagine Eric Idle reciting that in a single breath. Then it all makes sense.
We’re having a party,everybody’s negro.
It’s 2014 and we still don’t have flying cars, space stations, self aware computers named HAL, moon colonies and starships.
Grumble...grumble.
Liars. Manipulators. Moochers. Looters. Leeches.
"Save BIG". What kind of English is "Save Big"?
At The End of The Day
Think Outside The Box
TV Commercials That Portray Men as Sissy Morons Who Have to Be Rescued by Their All-Knowing Boss Wife.
Slobs who throw McDonalds bags out their car windows.
Those annoying Pike Nursery Commercials with that childish female voice "...And Playing In The Dirt" spiel.
The deterioration going on in America and people who hate this country.
Why bash Bay’s Transformers? Its all about the action its not supposed to be Shakespeare!
Well, yeah! I mean, they're in the used socks bin but there's a sign right there that says "guaranteed non-baggy" in Spanish or at least I think that's what "Comprar estos calcetines estúpido gringo" means and anyway I could die from the dang mosquito bites on my ankles. Which is another thing I want to complain about - did you know that male mosquitoes are sweet, retiring little guys who get a bad reputation because it's the females - YES, ONLY THE FEMALES - who suck blood but when you see a male mosquito flying around what do you do but fall over the table chasing the little SOB with a rolled-up copy of the Weekly World News until you finally corner him against the microwave and BAM! - no blood spot. I mean, you get a big, fat female mosquito who's just used your epidermis for a picnic table and you get this incredibly satisfying GOOSH! even if it's your own blood that's spattered all over the Chippendales calendar and so you catch a bunch of crap from your roommate who insists he isn't gay but hangs out with a bunch of Beast posters who are trying to figure out if being unnaturally attracted to gear shift levers and rubber gaskets deserves its own gender on Facebook and wants to know if you'll cover for him at work while he trots through the Pride Parade dressed in a Speedo and a pony harness and towing the Mayor who's whipping his butt with a riding crop and shouting "On, Bucephalus!" and he's the Republican incumbent.
Ear hair pisses me off too.
Dammit, why isn’t Jack Bauer a real guy? We needs someone who will toss evil bitch terrorists out of 5th floor windows.
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