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Small Business Workshop [Hosted by... wait for it... Debbie Wasserman Schultz!]
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Posted on 05/22/2014 1:42:42 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper

Please join U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz as she hosts area small businesses along with Federal, State and Local agencies for a free Small Business Workshop to provide marketing, management and financial guidance to small business owners and those interested in starting a small business.

Saturday, May 31, 2014 Broward County Convention Center 1950 Eisenhower Blvd Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Registration: 8:30am-9:30am

Workshops: 9:30am-3:30pm

FREE ADMISSION

For additional information, please call Rep. Wasserman Schultz's office at 954-437-3936

Please fill out the form below to receive more information about the Small Business Workshop.

(Excerpt) Read more at wassermanschultz.house.gov ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: dws; fraud; joke; mayonaisse; posing
Honestly, I almost put this under "humor"...

I have looked at her (no doubt self-written) hagiography on her House web page, and I'll be damned if I can find ANYTHING to indicate she has any idea what it is like to own or operate or run a small business.

Nevertheless, there it is...if any of you Florida FREEPers are interested in attending, I'm sure she'll welcome you with open arms.

1 posted on 05/22/2014 1:42:43 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper; Joe Brower; seekthetruth; bicyclerepair

florida news.


2 posted on 05/22/2014 1:43:12 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Wow that’s hilarious. Is she going to show them how to steal their neighbors money?


3 posted on 05/22/2014 1:45:41 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Having Debbie host a small business workshop is having John Dillinger host a ‘how to manage a bank’ workshop.


4 posted on 05/22/2014 1:56:50 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Bullish

Pretty much yes. She’ll show them how to sign up for all the “free” stuff the govt will give them if they go through the motions of starting a “business”.


5 posted on 05/22/2014 2:03:14 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: SoFloFreeper
"Small Business Workshop [Hosted by... wait for it... Debbie Wasserman Schultz!]"

What does a Marxist know about running a business? Except maybe running it into the ground in year one of a five year plan.

6 posted on 05/22/2014 2:04:27 PM PDT by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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To: Kirkwood

How to apply for government contracts and grants


7 posted on 05/22/2014 2:05:38 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Bullish
Is she going to show them how to steal their neighbors money?

Probably - I expect it'll be all about the Small Business Administration and other avenues for small businesses to get their snouts in the federal trough. You can bet your bottom dollar there won't be a peep about lowering regulatory barriers to entry.

8 posted on 05/22/2014 2:07:11 PM PDT by ConservingFreedom (A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.


9 posted on 05/22/2014 2:12:25 PM PDT by CincyRichieRich (Living in the midst of a silent coup.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Well, after all she is not only Jewish and wicked good looking, but she’s got tons of experience in business and stuff:

“She received a Bachelor of Arts in 1988 and a Master of Arts with certificate in political campaigning in 1990, both in Political Science, from the University of Florida in Gainesville.[


10 posted on 05/22/2014 2:25:05 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: bigbob

Loved that first sentence!


11 posted on 05/22/2014 2:35:04 PM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
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To: bigbob

Wicked good looking?
Man, I hope that was sarcasm...
She looks like her hair was on meth
and her brain was on valium...


12 posted on 05/22/2014 2:55:51 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I had the displeasure of almost bumping into DWS at the beach this weekend. She was dressed in a flour sack with sun glasses on. But you just cant hide that kind of ugly behind anything.

I started gagging and almost puked! If I had not moved that thing might have touched me. She has not responded to one of my emails to her over the years. Just keeps sending me emails like the one attached. I should be getting hazards duty pay.


13 posted on 05/22/2014 3:29:58 PM PDT by GSAonce
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To: GeronL

You’re telling me what I said?


14 posted on 05/22/2014 4:22:02 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: SoFloFreeper

and I’ll be damned if I can find ANYTHING to indicate she has any idea what it is like to own or operate or run a small business.


All these workshops are to teach how to follow govt regualtions..................................


15 posted on 05/22/2014 4:30:53 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple
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To: GSAonce

I saw someone publicly challenge her once—a good old fashioned “ran into her on the street” thing...she didn’t stand up very well at all when facing a regular voter. Ran away. No joke.


16 posted on 05/22/2014 5:22:38 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Mayonnaise factory?


17 posted on 05/22/2014 5:59:06 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: Kirkwood

No, my guess what they would teach


18 posted on 05/22/2014 6:13:03 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Come one, come all! Learn about the hoops you have to jump through, the regulations you must adhere to and see the ugly woman who helped create your impending obstacles!


19 posted on 05/23/2014 6:02:45 AM PDT by Road Warrior ‘04 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
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