[heartwood]

Laws are for the little people.

Surprising the Machine hasn't edited the records.

[PistolPaknMama]

nearly two dozen times

Certainly it was accidental, you know, like accidently shooting someone five times.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Laws don’t apply to the emperor of Chicago.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Exactly. Welcome to the world we are all heading toward, where the average serf just pays his taxes and keeps his mouth shut while the government officials and the well-connected get to live in luxury and violate laws at their whim. This is exactly how feudal society operated.

[Fester Chugabrew]

It is common practice for high officials to practice measures akin to funeral processions when going about town. I doubt they went about this with reckless abandon. This is some ado about little.

[twister881]

Rushing to the scene of the latest Chicago shooting...no, over here...oops, over here...nope, now over here...

[FatherofFive]

Some animals are more equal than others.

[twister881]

Late for the Wednesday Special at Man’s Country

[Petruchio]

Before I retired, I worked 2nd shift. On the way home one night, I was crusin' at a steady 70 on the Tollway when I was passed on the rt. shoulder by a convoy all lit up with red flashing lights. Yup it was former Gov. Rod Bag-O'-Shits on his way home from a fund-raiser.

[Moonman62]

I can’t believe a mainstream media outlet would do this. Rahm must have crossed somebody who outranks him in the Rat party.

[oldtech]

Be interesting to see how this all comes out in the event of an accident.

[Jack Hammer]

All over the United States these days, our political commissar betters have adopted the belief that law is only for the proles.

[deport]

Slackers if they have only been notds less than 24 times since 2012.

[Stosh]

The only thing that surprises me in this story is that Tiny Dancer wasn’t being chauffeured around in a Zil.