Posted on 04/30/2014 1:33:18 PM PDT by cotton1706
“Spewing my coffee!”
I know! I saw the story and just HAD to post it. I knew we would all think the same thing.
Removing what little spine he has left?
Its easy to understand why he has recurring back problems: Too much time bending over for Democrats.
sacrococcygeal fistula?
The speaker was declared brain dead. In other words, he pulled through the back surgery with no complications.
If he had surgery 5 years ago, he might have a loose screw.
But, IMO, it won’t work on a guy like boner.
As long as he’s trying to acquire the parts he’s missing, he may wish to check the Walmart sale on cajones. .
Rectal/cranial re-alignment procedure....
They are going to try to insert a spine.
Maybe his anesthesiologist will be an intern with a heavy hand.
Yes. Or he can trade in both his rectum ( all worn out by Democratic Party overuse) and his cranial content ( which has never shown much sign of working anyway). Boner is sitting in a position where he could do America a great deal of good , making himself a much- loved and admired hero. Yet, he keeps enabling or defending or just allowing all the damage to us.. A real shame.
Interesting, doesn’t nearly all back surgery fail anyway. So would he be a failure having failed surgery?
The procedure is called a yellowstreakostomy.
He must be doing what Buckeyes demand.
too drunk to feel any pain.
Spine removal would be a minor procedure.
“No, he does have a spine, it only shows when he is attacking the Tea Party and Conservatives though.”
Just dropped him a note:
“So John, you’re finally going to go in and have a spine transplant? Might want to call in a Urologist at the same time and have a couple of balls implanted at a the same time. I must admit, for a worthless POS, you take a “licking” and keep on ticking. Just wonder when the brain dead voters in your district are going to realize what a moron you really are and find a replacement!”
“No, he does have a spine, it only shows when he is attacking the Tea Party and Conservatives though.”
Just dropped him a note:
“So John, you’re finally going to go in and have a spine transplant? Might want to call in a Urologist at the same time and have a couple of balls implanted at a the same time. I must admit, for a worthless POS, you take a “licking” and keep on ticking. Just wonder when the brain dead voters in your district are going to realize what a moron you really are and find a replacement!”
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