Posted on 04/25/2014 5:39:57 PM PDT by RightGeek
Fayetteville, N.C. A Fayetteville teen was arrested Thursday and accused of spiking her grandmother's Easter dinner with insecticide, according to an arrest warrant.
Tyt'ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson, 17, of 206 Harrison St., was charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder. She was being held Friday in the Cumberland County jail under a $500,000 bond.
According to a warrant, Johnson tried to kill Gaylon Moody on Sunday by pouring insecticide and termite killer into a pot of collard greens cooking on the stove, knowing that Moody planned to eat them.
Moody said it was payback after she confiscated her granddaughter's cellphone for a week.
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"She said, 'Mr. Evans, I didnt mean to make you sick. I was trying to get back at grandma,'" Evans said. "They got her locked up, but she needs help. Seriously, something's wrong with her. People dont do that over cellphones."
Moody and Evans were able to laugh at the episode on Friday, noting that Evans enjoyed the collards so much he grabbed a second helping.
"That was good. I was loving it," he said. "Even with the stuff on it."
Johnson, a junior and an honor roll student at Terry Sanford High School, was ordered to stay away from Moody and Evens if she posts bond. She would go into the custody of the Cumberland County Department of Social Services.
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BO would pronounce the name however the teleprompter told him to.
No - hey you is how I greet my friends. I was wondering how you pronounce Tyt’ana. Isn’t there an old, old, old English rule about changing y to i and adding ies?
Poisoning collard greens is really “adding injury to insult”. It’s like poisoning somebody’s citrate of magnesium or horehound cordial.
LOL! Way to funny. ;-)
“...Advantage: Mr. Bundy. Well Played, sir”...”
“Awaiting a rebuttal from the opposition”
I’ve always heard/seen “poke” as well—actually, from looking it up just now—it’s both. Either is correct.
Why an honor roll student of course! Dem folks gottsa has a difrent meanin a honor.
Granny took away her obamaphone.
I've had collard greens, and adding poison sounds like an improvement. Apparently he agrees.
Which one?
lol
I have 2 aunts still alive and visit them about twice a year. There is a national forest behind my cousins place and sometimes we go driving back there to look for deer, etc. My aunt will start saying....look at all that polk salad and then eventually....stop! Get out and get me some. lol We have polk salad for dinner that night. rofl
If Barack had a sister.....
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