This little will sure keep Hillary busy.
Dear Baby Clinton,
Consider yourself lucky to have “Clinton” as a surname otherwise Grandma would have demanded you be thrown on the garbage pile a week ago.
Nope, no bias there.
Oh yes, do not pay attention when you hear people comment on just how unattractive you are; just remember that you have such a wonderful personality.
>>The author of this letter forgot to remind Baby Clinton that her mother can, at a whim, decide to abort her, thereby degrading her status from “baby” to “fetus” or “foreign uterine matter.”<<
Oh no no no no.
Abortion is NEVER for rich White people. It is a “right” preserved purely for the colored and the poor.
However, if the amnio comes back with indicators of Downs Syndrome, you can 100% expect that chelsea will have a “miscarriage.”
OUCH !
Isn’t it interesting how excited the leftist establishment is about Chelsea’s pregnancy? Have you read anything that refers to the baby as a foetus?; or a blob of cells/tissue?
For some reason, Chelsea’s pregnancy is all about a little person who will be Bill & Hillary’s grandchild, not some product of a gestational accident. I just wish these liberal folks would take a step back, and respect all unborn life.
Here’s my conspiracy theory. She isn’t really pregnant, and in a few months(before she has to show, unless she uses padding), she will have a misfortunate miscarriage and that will gin up all kinds of sympathy for gramma hellary.
Yes, when I first saw the letter I thought it was going to point out that the only reason it was being called Chelsea Clinton’s “baby” was because the cluster of cells were a WANTED cluster of cells, otherwise it would be a “fetus” in danger for it’s very life at any and all stages of the pregnancy. He missed on that point for sure.
When you’ve been naughty and get caught, just say: “Bush’s fault”!
Jeez, Chelsea looks like Web Hubbell. The older she gets, the more pronounced it is.
Great article! I take back all I said about the NY Post being a sensation-seeking rag written for illiterates who can barely read.
This is good satire.
And not only that, your grandmother and grandfather who got into politics to help others, are now WORTH OVER $100 MILLION.
Oh My! So NAUGHTY!
hehehe.
The media is all happy about this, because they know it will make hillary look good. They will do all they can to turn hillary into a likeable, sweet grandmother who bakes cookies for the kids.
Contrast this with the mean treatment they reserved for Sarah Palin’s kids.
Oh, and now the “fetus” is a celebrity. But I thought it was just a mass of cells.
And barely a peep from the MSM when Jenna gave birth and GW became a grandfather almost exactly one year ago this month.
I can’t get over the fact that the daughter uglier than the family dog found a Jew-daddy, that the family approved of.
( I know it sounds base, but the Clintons were never pro-Israel, either.)
If the nation follows its current path to disaster you should consider finding another country to live in and raise a family.