“The rise of soccer in this country closely tracks the rise of the gaystapo. Lots of people have come out of a closet in both instances.”
I just can’t help but believe that the rise of soccer in America is somehow linked to the decline of culture in America.
LOL..
I give that a 7 on the honking hoot scale.
Utter nonsense! I'm no fan of soccer either (hate it, actually). But soccer linked to the "decline of culture in America"?
Soccer is just hockey -- hockey without the ice, the skates, the sticks, the pucks, the speed, the blood, and the errant tooth.
My nephew is a fantastically talented soccer player. He also happens to be a staunch conservative. He's no pussy. (And he has all his teeth!)
If you really see soccer as a link to the decline of American culture, then you have missed some *REALLY* big elephants in the room.