[FredZarguna]

For those who don't speak the liberal idiom of Trope or don't want to give ABCNews! web hits:

• She’s really smart
  She's a Democrat.
• Obama is not the first president she’s worked for
  She's never had a real job.
• She accidentally ran a half marathon
  She's really not very smart
• She was forced to get involved in last year’s government shutdown
  She got on the phone because her phony-baloney job was in very remote danger for all of five nanoseconds.
• She knows how to handle money — and crises
  She knows how to handle other people's money, and can turn routine bureaucratic SNAFUS into international c0ck-ups.
• Her fifth date was a bit unusual
  She may or may not have have had sex, depending on the meaning of 'is'.
• She engages in charity work
  She volunteers at the LGBT Lambda Office of Checking Hateful Political Contributions at Mozilla.
• Her neighbor inspires her
  And now, some heartwarming piffle to show that she REALLY CARES about little people.
• Even Republicans have praised her
  John and Lindsey think she's Ab-Fab. And we know how that worked out with Eric Holder.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Bravo!

[OrioleFan]

• She was forced to get involved in last year’s government shutdown

Not only the shutdown, but also allowed the illegal immigration rally.

• Her fifth date was a bit unusual

How well does she know Bill Clinton?