Posted on 04/10/2014 8:57:58 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha- Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Is that a multiple choice question?
but is it any good or as advertised ?
Rush: “Hillary’s primary accomplishment is being a doormat”.
ROFLMAO!!!
You’d probably want to sink a ship, and not just a boat...
one ugly, flea ridden, blood stained, records hidin, door mat at that
All those ingredients can be found in quality dog food is what my vet said.
It’s unnecessary but not harmful.
Just a submariner question.
Boats dive temporarily and sink ships permanently.
thx
Viking Kittehs?
Subs are referred to as boats.
Finally Rush is talking about Elijah Cummings.
His involvement stinks to high heaven, but of course nothing will happen to him.
Elijah Cummings another reason I left Merryland.
Hey all! 4 days
Playing the McCarthy card is like playing the NAZI card, once done it’s over.
Please be fair. It was more than 5 minutes. When he received the call from the man who brought his book up (oh what a surprise when these people get through) it was 1:29 EST. I got out of my car and entered my home. Booted up the computer, went to on-line streaming and he was still on the book. Time was 1:43 EST and he continued on.
He is wasting precious time that could be spent dealing with the likes of Holder and Obama.
How many times does it have to be said? The Dems own the media and we have only a precious few outlets. If he wants to sell books he can do so like any other person sells a book. Why waste show time on an infomercial? Is Rush that insecure that he constantly has to use his show to promote his books and invite people to vote for him as author of the year? Please.
A few more years of Obama, Holder and weak-kneed Republicans and there will not be a country left for our children.
Don’t forget to check nose hairs! (heh)
I kinda liked “Tailgunner Joe”.
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