Posted on 04/07/2014 2:42:30 PM PDT by Biggirl
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Not the least bit interested in basketball, since I was in college and watched Furman and the ACC
I tried Firefox and Google is so much better. You can disable their advertising spies in preferences.
ok whats goin on here...every posts has the hold on red page thingie.....
wow......interestin....
IDIOT CALLER ALERT!
(HiYa Mags!)
(Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it might have something to do with where we are in the second quarter-—and I aint talkin BBall here ;-)
well alrighty then
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.
As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sven.
“Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK.Da damage vas local to your groin,
dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot.”
“What’s the bad news?”, asks Ole
“The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena .”
“Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” says Ole. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
“Not exactly,” Sven says. “She’s a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare,
She’s going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don’t pee in your eye.”
Poor Kuchar, I felt so sorry for him. What a way to lose.
BTW I meant to ask you, what happened to Rickie’s brown locks? Was that a charity thing too? What is keeping his hat down now? hehehe...
As dense as this broad seems, she looks like Einstein compared to Pelosi or Biden!
ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mark, send her the book with the pictures; she reads at a 2nd grade level.
actually, his preacher stood him up bout the longer hair and bein an example so rickie wacked it
She reminds me of that ditzy blonde that used to be on SNL....Victoria Jackson
Victoria Jackson is right of Reagan BTW
I know that...but she does a fantastic job as a ditz too!
I’m on a roll
A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell
J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
He died not knowing that he would win the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to
you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be
with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each
other or you could end up dead like me.
Applegate on Married w/ Children was EXCELLENT as a ditzy blond....
That’s not right. It’s his signature look. What’s next, no more Sunday All Orange? Just as arbitrary.
off topic...you ever talk to FUDD FAN in the catacombs ?
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