Sure, it’s early, but this has got to be a clear front-runner for Weird Story of the Year!
where did this occur again? I need to make absolutely utterly certain that I avoid any contact with the local braindead zombies there!
There’s Dumb..and then there’s NUMB!
It was the mannequin that put the body in the dumpster. As for all (four)... The Zombie Apocalypse is here!
Rigor mortis + light weight + similar Halloween pranks in the news + April Fools Day + normalcy bias.
It all adds up.
Just like liberalism - only liberals are throwing out their freedoms, thinking they’re a prank.
Jeez, the same mistake could EASILY be made by the staff of the US Senate’s Sergeant at Arms office if they came across the corpse like persona of Harry Reid sleeping.
I can’t fathom struggling through 96 years and then just ending it all. How the hell much longer could she have possibly had?
God have mercy on her.
What was he smoking?
I call BS.
I don’t care how “light” the poor old Lady was, you KNOW a dead body, when you see, touch a DEAD BODY!
Please somebody with a rusty spoon go neuter/spay these BRAIN DEAD a$$holes. They are a threat to National Security.
A Classmate of mine committed suicide by laying down on a train track, on Oct. 30, got sliced in half. It took two days before somebody realized he wasn’t a Halloween dummy, staged as a prop :(