[faithhopecharity]

well, sticking catalytic converters up cows’ asses
would seem to be a job
he might be able to handle.....

it sure would be good all around if we could find him a job he could do.....

[afsnco]

Elections have consequences, and the American people were apparently so incredibly insane that they elected the commie in the WH. Twice. Wonder how many dairy farmers voted for the Obamanation?

[politisite]

Cows contribute to global warming... this from gaseous vegans

[Red Badger]

Okay, somebody tell me how are they gonna produce GREEN COWS?.......................

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Looks like the right ime to introduce my greatest invention!

The bovine VRU (’cuz cattle are, apparently, scared of “butt flares” as a control device).

[lucky american]

Well, I see there will be a lot more vegetarians here on FreeRepublic
Meat is bad.
Red meat is really bad.
But America won’t give up her meat willingly so we must nudge them and make sure they eat less.
It’s for their own good.
We can’t tax it.
The people will blame the Democrats if the price goes up, so we’ll tax the farmer on the amount of cattle he has, couched in the global climate change meme.
The farmer can raise his prices and America can blame the farmer.
So they’ll buy less and be healthier.

Hey, pass the steak. I want mine medium rare please.

[DownInFlames]

First livestock, then humans. Why? Livestock can’t shoot back when u shove a cork up their butt.

[red-dawg]

[blueplum]

I’d like to know how a goat compares in methane generation to say, a hippo or elephant or a monkey.

We know this is really isn’t about domesticated livestock methane; it’s about the manure of taxing small farmers and ranchers out of business.

[Iron Munro]

Here's one cow that can benefit from this vital government program:

Hat Tip: http://terpsboy.com/blogger9/homesweet-home.jpg

[GreyFriar]

How soon will the EPA ban the raising of cattle and ordering their mass slaughter in the name of glowbull warming? Of course Peta will be silent since this is their leftist comrades idea.

[Iron Munro]

Only a federal government agency could come up with the
idea of collecting cow gas in a giant plastic bag.

[KosmicKitty]

Exactly how does one control bovine methane emissions?

I fear that the only way to do that is to place a strict limit on the number of cows one is allowed to have.

Say goodbye to beef and dairy products. For the good of the environment, don’t you know.

[raptor22]

EPA ABUSE PING

[raptor22]

EPA ABUSE PING

[raptor22]

EPA ABUSE PING

[dforest]

Does this mean Moochelle is going to be ct back on cud?

[Jabba the Nutt]

Can someone photoshop a cow inside of a bubble or replace the bubble boy as an example of the government regulating cow flatulence?

[Still Thinking]

Obama EPA To Regulate Bovine Emissions

When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Who better to regulate cow farts than the world leaders in the production of bull$hit?

[metmom]

Where’s the satire label?