Posted on 03/19/2014 1:59:07 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
RUSH: The White House pastry chef has been forced out. The White House pastry chef! This is an outrage. The White House pastry chef has resigned. He was forced out, and he's doing it because he needs to defend cream, butter, sugar, and eggs, because nobody else will.
He is gay...and Michelle Obama still told him: I don't care what you're good at. You're not gonna use butter in the White House, and you're not gonna use cream, and you're not gonna use sugar, and you're not gonna use eggs. So this guy had to come up with fruit puree as a sugar substitute in his baked goods, and he finally threw up his hands and said, "To heck with it. I'm outta here." They'll hire another chef that will do what Michelle wants.
...here's the conundrum. What is Michelle Obama going to do if a same-sex couple asked the White House to make him a wedding cake with sugar and eggs and cream? I mean, here you got a same-sex couple baking cakes, and Michelle Obama: Sorry, pal, you're not baking the cake 'cause I don't like what you put in it.
Compare that to what happened in Arizona, same-sex couple walks in, wants a wedding cake, the baker: I don't believe in the way you're living your life, I'm not gonna do it. And so the whole world comes down on the baker. But Michelle can just send a gay married baker packing. Uh, Michelle can just dispatch with a gay married pastry chef in the White House 'cause she doesn't like his ingredients.
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Hey! I've got an idea! He can bake the wedding cake for those lesbians and they can drop their assault on the Christian bakers!
I’m thinkin’ the ribs and chicken wing chef has job security
Nothing, unless the press is trying to turn the diseased-pedophiles against Obama.
By the way did you catch it when Rush said:
"Moochelle Obama sent this gay pastry chef packing....
er...uh, made him quit his job"
Butter, cream, eggs: Excellent sources of fats for a healthy nervous system.
Hard to be gay if you don't have those things!
homophobe food nazis!
If you like your diet, you can keep it.
Thanks SoFloFreeper.
Your concern is greatly appreciated.
This is a rough patch but it will pass though not as quickly as the last plate of brownies I served to the great fat wookie.
Nothing to do with food.
Michelle caught him making googly eyes at O’bummer and made him git out! (and O’bummer was making them right back)
New dessert at the WH: Spinach scones.
“well, first of all, I couldn’t see his face...he was holding a gun
Against me and...um....i was thinking this is a dangerous place
Well, this is a dangerous place”
snip
So he got caught sleeping with Baraq....why else would he leave.
Yes, all necessary for a healthy brain....which may explain MO’s tirades about eating. Her brain is unhealthy from her crazy diet. She is clueless, like all libs.
(snicker)
In 1900, when there was no heart disease in the US, butter alone provided more than 25% of calories in the typical diet.
If Hillary was in office then Fort Marcy Park would be just down the road.
HA! Missed that.
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