[Nachum]

"Wow, what a cool cockpit!... hey what does this button do....?"

[Buckeye McFrog]

Little Jimmy, do you like gladiator movies?

[PGR88]

That’s why they call it the cockpit, honey.

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Co-pilot was 27 years old.
Age & inexperience do matter.

[glock rocks]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[yldstrk]

Judas Priest

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Mile high club ?

[Beagle8U]

Don’t know about the pilot, but those girls are definitely NOT guilty!

[MrB]

From what I gather about the circumstances of the disappearance, that “button” must have been the cloaking device.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Maybe the word got around that cockpit security was easily breached, and it wasn’t innocent cute girls this time.

[bigdaddy45]

SMOKING???!?!?!?!?! Well thats it, he’s clearly guilty.

[Uncle Chip]

Pictures now surfacing of mermaids, dolphins, stingrays ... in the same cockpit.

[KarlInOhio]

Watch what happens when I punch 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 into the auto pilot.

[Mr. Jeeves]

He could just have easily "invited" the two Iranians into the cockpit, where the three of them quickly disposed of the captain and turned the plane westward. The passengers and even the cabin crew would be aware of nothing - it was the middle of the night and most were sleeping anyway. They could have landed somewhere before anybody on board realized they weren't in Beijing.

The only question is - did they successfully reach an alternate airport, or was a decision made to shoot the plane down before they could carry out a terrorist suicide attack? If the latter, that explains why all the governments involved are lying until they can put together a plausible cover story. Maybe the old center fuel tank fable will work again. /s

[Lazamataz]

Co-Pilot of Missing Plane Invited Girls Up Front For Entire Flight!

I would so do this.

[BeadCounter]

I once rode on a foreign airlines of an underdeveloped nation, they seemed to sort of let some young, less than 10 years old go up there, whether it was right in the cockpit, that I’m unsure of but the doors of the cockpit were certainly opened up.

[CrazyIvan]

I used to drive for Trailways. We wore uniforms very similar to pilots. It was amazing how handsome, charming and sexy I was until I told the ladies my occupation.

[Drango]

Girls can be dangerous.

[ken5050]

Gawd..ALL Australian sheilahs are GORGEOUS...

[dragnet2]

I guess this it beats Chinese pilots flying straight into a break-wall on a clear near perfect weather day in SF.

Gezzzz

[dragnet2]

Party in the cockpit...I mean flight dick, er deck...