Posted on 02/24/2014 9:01:19 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL
Rush was talking about Owl Bore’s prediction of a new dust bowl in Kansas.
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/22/4843012/al-gore-brings-climate-change.html
Do they only have babies in spring?
Rush is missing the point on the NFL crackdown on the “N” word. It is really the foundation for when the players start calling “the first gay” plaher the “f-word.”
Thanks.
Get a dog and the rabitts dissappear!
Transport them to a nearby park or farm, and open the trap for release. Or, shoot them and make Brunswick Stew...
I had an experience a few years ago that bears repeating here.
I had a problem with a family of raccoons who took up residence in and around my home. I decided to "relocate" them one by one using a Have-a-Heart trap. But I couldn't find one (I live in NY). I finally found one online (in CT) that I could pick up immediately. I decided to call first to make sure that they still had the trap in stock.
The person on the phone asked what I was going to do with the trap. I described my circumstance and my intent to "relocate." He told me that in NY State, if you are caught relocating an animal you may be fined up to $1000.00. The reason? Rabies! Relocating, what may be a rabid animal, contributes to introducing rabies into a new area that was previously unaffected.
I went to Plan B.
LOL! Howdy!
I thought maybe y’all were talking about the day I joined this website but then I remembered that didn’t happen till May of 2006 but at again thank you.
We have almost 7ft of snow. We got 6 more inches overnight. Ugh....must go and shovel. It is the evil wet snow too this time.
Hello
Economic depression, coupled with extended drought, unusually high temperatures, very poor agricultural practices and the resulting wind erosion all contributed to making the Dust Bowl.
Uhggg.. Evil wet snow is the worst.
Then I’d have the dog crap to worry about.
Could be worse. Could be a Great Dane’s or a large bear’s crap. Rabbit pellets dissolve with rain and warm weather, and the nitrogen feeds the grass. Just don’t step in ‘em while they’re fresh; that “green” stains semi-permanently. Once dried, they’re harmless.
Because o f the depression and the price of wheat tanked farmers expanded their fields to produce more. Then they didn’t plant drought resistant grasses.
Sounds like we should have Global Warming parties and invite AlBore, Mann and some of their friends.
(I’ll bring the horsewhips, bread and water if you provide the snow shovels for our “guests” to work their way back to the pavement.)
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