Posted on 02/24/2014 9:01:19 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Jackson's brigade was referred to informally as "Virginia's First Brigade" until July 21, 1861, when, at First Manassas, both the brigade and its general received the nickname "Stonewall".
Take them to the woods.
Depends, i caught the evil squirel a few years ago, took the live cage and drove to my other neighbors house and let it go in her yard. She wanted it, she feeds them.
Release it someplace else far away where it will have shelter and food.
Happy Birthday!!!!
Putins gonna do what Putins gonna do.
AKA the witness relocation program. Lol
Heya.
Farming practices caused the dust bowl!
Wasn’t the dust bowl caused by farmers not rotating their crops? I seem to recall my grandfather teaching me about the importance of rotating crops, so you didn’t deplete the same nutrients every year....
Thanks. Maybe BF will help me relocate it.
I tried reasoning with the rabbit this morning. I said, “Listen, you, stop crapping in my yard!” but it just looked at me quizzically and scurried off.
Did I say it was my birthday?
Happy Birthday!
Rush’s show always goes quickly.
I wanna thank you all very much but my Birthday is in September not today sadly.
LOL That is funny right thar, I don’t care who you are!!!
Dust bowl? from moving a squirel down the road?
Oops! At least we got a jump on it.
A garden fence will work too. Don’t trap in the spring in case they have babies.
It seems it is whether you like it or not....LOL
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