Posted on 02/24/2014 9:01:19 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
A “boob”?
I didn’t realize that we were having an olympics...
Commissioner Enterprise decrees that henceforth, any player in professional or college FOOTBALL who uses the "N" word or M'effer shall be penalized for 15 yards, and a second infraction is ejection from the game and suspended from the next game.
Any player in professional or college basketball who uses the "N" word or M'effer shall be penalized by awarding the opposite team two free throws, no matter what the status of the accumulated penalties are. And a second infraction by the player results in a Technical and ejection from the game and suspension from the next game.
Any player who, after having once been ejected from a game, who upon his return to the field or court who uses the offensive terms again shall be ejected and banned from further play for the rest of the season. CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!!!!!!
He was a funny fellow to be sure.
He Wrote it?
Wow.
Make them live to the same standard they demand of us.
I’ve never shipped anything as an individual, but have contributed to USO-sponsored shipments thru the local Church and Lion’s Club. Did you check with local PO about their special rates?
Thank you
Ramis leaves behind a formidable body of work, with writing credits on such enduring comedies as “National Lampoon’s Animal House” (which upon its 1978 release catapulted the film career of John Belushi, with whom Ramis acted at Second City), “Stripes” (1981) and “Ghostbusters” (in which Ramis also co-starred) plus such directing efforts as “Caddyshack” (1980), “National Lampoon’s Vacation” (1983), “Groundhog Day” and “Analyze This.”
I really, really try to mind my own mouth, teach (or have taught) my family to do the same.
If you or somebody you’ve seen chooses otherwise, that’s just the way it’s going to be.
...but pass a law to make Everybody Speak In An Approved Manner?
Sorry about that.
That’s no more or less than another dose of lib petty tyranny, and JMHO the one and only reason it’s even being discussed is that somebody’s just decided to push the limits a little bit to see what else they can get.
“...pass a law to make Everybody Speak In An Approved Manner” = just one of the many tyrannies of liberalism/leftism/communism/fascism.
For lunch I’m having BBQ sandwich and fries with a coke.
Yum!
Toasted Ham and Cheese with creole mustard, and and Iced Tea here.
What are the four major sports? Baseball, basketball, football and _________?
Not trying to pass a law. Just trying to do what the liberals have done already, and make the workplace less hostile. I have only the most altruistic intentions. Honest!
Who won the race last night?
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