Can we apply this technique to Occupy Movement campers and poopers, esp. the guy who crapped on a Police Car?
Terms of a protest permit. Bend Over and Smile.
I’d like to apply this technique to all the Democrat politicians who have crapped up and on this wonderful country of ours.
You wouldn’t believe the size of the Q-Tip I would use to take a swab, but it would be big enough to put up a Clipper ship sail.
NCIS says “Bull!”
Unless there’s blodd in the stool, it is all food waste that never picked up any of the animal’s cells.
This is a PR stunt, meant to intimidate folks into being responsible.
Better swab the tenants too
Well I sure do hope they find some. Stinky job though.
“Your honor, my client, Scruffy, maintains that Exhibit D is, in fact, not his poop. We claim that Mrs. Wiggin’s dog, Balfour, bit Scruffy thereby ingesting some of Scruffy’s DNA which Balfour, with malice a forethought, deposited on the South lawn. The real criminal in this case is Balfour and we demand that justice be swiftly served upon him with a newspaper.”
If it wasn’t agreed to in the lease agreement...the apartment management can go pound sand.
Here’s an opportunity for Apple. There are 164,000,000 pooping pooches in the country and roughly twice as many (also pooping) owners. Develop a dog poop DNA tester, calling it, let’s say, iPoop.
This should be used for all voters that can’t provide a picture I’D!! I’D, or Bend Over!!!
Just when you thought there couldn’t be any more police procedural shows, now we have CSI: Canine S**& Investigation. In this episode, Scraps blames the crime on one of his identical littermates.
DNA is not found in excrement — so good luck to the apartment managers on this one.
I’d leave a stool sample on the apartment manager’s desk and then leave the complex when my lease was up.