Posted on 02/06/2014 12:45:34 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
GAINESVILLE, Ga. An animal rights advocate wants to place a roadside memorial in Georgia to remember several chickens killed in a highway wreck.
A member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals filed an application for the memorial Wednesday with the Georgia Department of Transportation.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
A moment of silence - please - in honor of the chickens who died on US 129.
Couldn’t we just sing the ole C W McCall Song ‘Wolf Creek Pass’ instead? As I recall, it was about a truck load of chickens.
As long as it is a roadside stand with prices accurately displayed, I’m for it!
Mmm, now I want fried chicken. reeeeal bad.
Please note that BBQ was used as slang as a verb instead of it's proper use as a noun.
America is clearly a culture in decline.People are trying to tear down monuments to heroic soldiers and build monuments to dead chickens. What is worse is that they are extremely well funded and are taken seriously by far too many people.
How about erecting a KFC restaurant there?
I think PETA should also come out as anti-vulture because vultures are so disrepectful to the remains of all those poor road-kill critters.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
One animals lack of speed or inability to run a zig-zag pattern leads to anothers 5 star dining out experiences.
Proof being you seldom see a dead vulture lying next to the carcass of the ‘catch of the day’.
I think PETA should also come out as anti-vulture because vultures are so disrepectful to the remains of all those poor road-kill critters.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
One animals lack of speed or inability to run a zig-zag pattern leads to anothers 5 star dining out experiences.
Proof being you seldom see a dead vulture lying next to the carcass of the ‘catch of the day’.
Is this for the ones who didn’t make it to the other side of the road. :-)
PETA member wants roadside memorial for the chickens in the White House
Well, (sniff) the loss of a few human carnivores will do little to compensate for the carnage that humankind unleashes against chickens...
(I guess I better throw in a sarcasm tag after posting that.)
< /SARC>
LOL — I should have guessed after all these years and jokes that there would be such a hospital.
I can’t stop laughing or I will cry.
Maybe PETA could build a monument to the more than 70,000 dogs and cats they execute at their supposed ‘no-kill’ shelters every year.
...C'MON MAN...
Gainesville (Hall County) and surrounding areas...
...Are today the dead-chicken capital of the world...
Chicken farms that chicks to pullets in record time...
... Ship out the fattened birds daily by tens of thousands...
(McD's... BK... Zaxby's & sundry other fast-food outlets)
And for good economic measure...
....Sell the guano by the ton...
Sooo... PETA??
How many MORE memorials do we need...?
Plaque should read:
"Just eat around the tire tracks"
***OK, time for a why did the chickens cross the road?***
To prove to the possum it could be done!
OK, time for a why did the chickens cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo it could be done.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.