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NO BALLS: Gunman Shoved Gun in Waistband, Shot Himself in Testicles
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| 2/3/14
Posted on 02/04/2014 6:45:58 AM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
02/04/2014 7:13:09 AM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Impala64ssa
That took balls!
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posted on
02/04/2014 7:16:12 AM PST
by
Ken H
(What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
02/04/2014 7:24:29 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: Jack of all Trades
I guess yah doesnt have to call him Johnson anymore.
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He will be known as Les Johnson from now on.
To: Above My Pay Grade
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posted on
02/04/2014 7:28:15 AM PST
by
moovova
To: moovova
BTW, I think it was a waste of time for the police to ask him to “come along quietly”...
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posted on
02/04/2014 7:28:50 AM PST
by
Exeter
(A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
To: Impala64ssa
Look on the bright side, when he files for Social Security he’s got that “disabled” category aced...
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posted on
02/04/2014 7:40:38 AM PST
by
Exeter
(A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
To: Impala64ssa
His new nickname is “squeaky”.
To: Impala64ssa
Selling nuts! Shot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, shot nuts
I’ve got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy ‘em once, you’ll buy ‘em again
Selling nuts, shot nuts,
You buy ‘em from the shooter man
Nuts! Shot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, shot nuts
I’ve got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn’t shot up as mine
Selling nuts, shot nuts,
You buy ‘em from the shooter man
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:01:13 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
To: Impala64ssa
There are better ways to do an orchiectomy.
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:15:22 AM PST
by
grumpygresh
(Democrats delenda est. New US economy: Fascism on top, Socialism on the bottom.)
To: Impala64ssa
At least he won't be trying to hang a sex change operation on the state, but he might want to look into these:
http://www.neuticles.com/
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posted on
02/04/2014 10:25:37 AM PST
by
seowulf
(Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
To: Impala64ssa
Get a holster you nutless wonder!
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posted on
02/04/2014 10:48:00 AM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
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