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NO BALLS: Gunman Shoved Gun in Waistband, Shot Himself in Testicles
Clash Daily ^ | 2/3/14

Posted on 02/04/2014 6:45:58 AM PST by Impala64ssa

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21 posted on 02/04/2014 7:13:09 AM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Impala64ssa
That took balls!
22 posted on 02/04/2014 7:16:12 AM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Awww nuts.


23 posted on 02/04/2014 7:24:29 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Jack of all Trades

I guess yah doesn’t have to call him Johnson anymore.
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He will be known as Les Johnson from now on.


24 posted on 02/04/2014 7:27:28 AM PST by o-n-money
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To: Above My Pay Grade

“Johnsonless”

Priceless.


25 posted on 02/04/2014 7:28:15 AM PST by moovova
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To: moovova

BTW, I think it was a waste of time for the police to ask him to “come along quietly”...


26 posted on 02/04/2014 7:28:50 AM PST by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Look on the bright side, when he files for Social Security he’s got that “disabled” category aced...


27 posted on 02/04/2014 7:40:38 AM PST by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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To: Impala64ssa

His new nickname is “squeaky”.


28 posted on 02/04/2014 7:51:05 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: Impala64ssa

Selling nuts! Shot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, shot nuts
I’ve got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy ‘em once, you’ll buy ‘em again
Selling nuts, shot nuts,
You buy ‘em from the shooter man

Nuts! Shot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, shot nuts
I’ve got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn’t shot up as mine
Selling nuts, shot nuts,
You buy ‘em from the shooter man


29 posted on 02/04/2014 8:01:13 AM PST by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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To: Impala64ssa

There are better ways to do an orchiectomy.


30 posted on 02/04/2014 8:15:22 AM PST by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est. New US economy: Fascism on top, Socialism on the bottom.)
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To: Impala64ssa
At least he won't be trying to hang a sex change operation on the state, but he might want to look into these:

http://www.neuticles.com/

31 posted on 02/04/2014 10:25:37 AM PST by seowulf (Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
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To: Impala64ssa

Get a holster you nutless wonder!


32 posted on 02/04/2014 10:48:00 AM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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