Posted on 02/04/2014 6:45:58 AM PST by Impala64ssa
A man police said is responsible for a shooting in a downtown parking lot ran from the scene, but shot himself in the testicles as he shoved the gun into his waistband Tuesday night.
Joseph Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of first-degree robbery, second-degree assault and felon in possession of a firearm.
Robbery detectives said Johnson and the victim, 32-year-old Jordan Merrell, knew each other well and lived in the same apartment building near Southwest 10th Avenue and Columbia Street.
Johnson apparently confronted Merrell in the parking lot behind the building, demanded he hand over his property and then shot Merrell in the leg, police said.
Awww nuts.
I guess yah doesn’t have to call him Johnson anymore.
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He will be known as Les Johnson from now on.
“Johnsonless”
Priceless.
BTW, I think it was a waste of time for the police to ask him to “come along quietly”...
Look on the bright side, when he files for Social Security he’s got that “disabled” category aced...
His new nickname is “squeaky”.
Selling nuts! Shot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, shot nuts
I’ve got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy ‘em once, you’ll buy ‘em again
Selling nuts, shot nuts,
You buy ‘em from the shooter man
Nuts! Shot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, shot nuts
I’ve got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn’t shot up as mine
Selling nuts, shot nuts,
You buy ‘em from the shooter man
There are better ways to do an orchiectomy.
http://www.neuticles.com/
Get a holster you nutless wonder!
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