- police siren -
Okay, pull the embassy over.
- officer and PA Mission staff member talk -
Officer: Let me see your Visa and credentials
PA Staff: Ah officer, I’m a diplomat.
Officer: I couldn’t help but notice you have weapons on the floor in the back here.
PA Staff: Ah officer, this is a diplomatic mission. It doesn’t matter what’s on the floor.
Officer: Could you please step out of the Embassy.
PA Staff: I will officer, but you don’t have a right to demand it.
Officer: Look, I’m going to treat you courteously as long as you comply.
PA Staff: I don’t know how those got there. I’ve never seen them before. They’re not mine.
Officer: I don’t write the laws. I just enforce them. You are not allowed to have those weapons. Please lean against the wall and put your hands behind your back.
PA Staff: You must be an Israeli Jew.
Officer: No..., but having seen what you’re like, I’m thinking I’d rather have them in this building than you.
LOL. That was worth reading twice.