“I swear before Allah, I have no idea how those things got there...”
Expel the lot of them and raze their sham “embassy” to the ground.
Allow snakes in the garden, expect to get bitten.
Safe in the embassy basement blows up after you are pretending to be a normal nation, and not just terrorists.
Awkward,,,
- police siren -
Okay, pull the embassy over.
- officer and PA Mission staff member talk -
Officer: Let me see your license and registration
PA Staff: Ah officer, I’m a diplomat.
Officer: I couldn’t help but notice you have weapons on the floor in the back here.
PA Staff: Ah officer, this is a diplomatic car. It doesn’t matter what’s on the floor.
Officer: Could you please step out of the Embassy.
PA Staff: I will officer, but you don’t have a right to demand it.
Officer: Look, I’m going to treat you courteously as long as you comply.
PA Staff: I don’t know how those got there. I’ve never seen them before. They’re not mine.
Officer: I don’t write the laws. I just enforce them. You are not allowed to have those weapons. Please lean against the wall and put your hands behind your back.
PA Staff: You must be an Israeli Jew.
Officer: No..., but having seen what you’re like, I’m thinking I’d rather have them in this building than you.
- police siren -
Okay, pull the embassy over.
- officer and PA Mission staff member talk -
Officer: Let me see your Visa and credentials
PA Staff: Ah officer, I’m a diplomat.
Officer: I couldn’t help but notice you have weapons on the floor in the back here.
PA Staff: Ah officer, this is a diplomatic mission. It doesn’t matter what’s on the floor.
Officer: Could you please step out of the Embassy.
PA Staff: I will officer, but you don’t have a right to demand it.
Officer: Look, I’m going to treat you courteously as long as you comply.
PA Staff: I don’t know how those got there. I’ve never seen them before. They’re not mine.
Officer: I don’t write the laws. I just enforce them. You are not allowed to have those weapons. Please lean against the wall and put your hands behind your back.
PA Staff: You must be an Israeli Jew.
Officer: No..., but having seen what you’re like, I’m thinking I’d rather have them in this building than you.
“Why does Pennsylvania have an embassy in Europe and where did the guns come from?” ~Emily Litella