4)Ah!
3)GAH!
2)Gay!
1)It's Good that you do because YOU ARE A LADY!
Posted on 01/19/2014 10:01:51 AM PST by dead
5) I Admit When I’m Sad
Bull Obama. Nobody wants to hear your whining. If you're clinically depressed, see a doc or self-medicate. Otherwise, keep it to yourself.
4) I Can Touch Other Men
Why would you want to?
3) I Wear Women’s Clothing Accessories
My gaydar just jumped up to "Homo".
2) I Can Admit Another Man Is Attractive
Nobody said you couldn't.
1) I Sit Down to Pee
Standing is quicker and easier, but there's nothing wrong with sitting if you're tired or exceedingly drunk. The bottom line is: who cares?
This was a parody, right?
For laughs.
ROFL.
5) Since when can men not admit when they are sad? They can admit it. Nobody is going to care, but they can admit it. Semi-homo, because he really wants to cry like a woman, which is not their greatest quality.
4) Homo.
3) Homo.
2) Homo.
1) Homo. I’ll admit to sitting down to pee in the middle of the night. That’s not what he means, so ... homo.
That’s one semi-legitimate point, and four very clear homo-markers. Maybe he should cruise his local rest stops tonight.
If the author wrote this in order to get laid, then I will grant him then I will grant him a mulligan.
In truth women don’t actually like men with effeminate ways.
There’s not enough chocolate-covered Midol for this wuss.
4)Ah!
3)GAH!
2)Gay!
1)It's Good that you do because YOU ARE A LADY!
Boy do I miss the RED-GREEN show.
OKay!
Yeah. I didn't even know I wasn't allowed to be sad or acknowledge that a guy can be good looking.
And I sit down to pee when I want somewhere quiet to read.
I don’t know why, but between that photo and your tagline I think that’s one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on FreeRepublic. ROFL.
Isn’t a barf alert mandatory for a post of this nature? Just sayin’...
Ever been to a university lately? Examine the earrings-adorned, skin-tight jeaned, pink-shoes-wearing males walking about with their posse of females around them.
1) I Sit Down to Pee
That’s convenient!
Let’s get this right out in the open. This guy is a fag! Even if he doesn’t want to have sex with a man he is a fag!
Thank you! The image is relatively new. The tagline is old as dirt.
Shhhhhh! Don't give away the secret. When a man is married with children, the john is usually the only place he can read undisturbed. At one time I would go through the entire Sunday newspaper there, back when I read newspapers.
0). Oh and panties. I forgot to tell you I like to wear women’s panties. Pink ones. With lace.
5) Sadness is NOT feminine. It's a natural human feeling. Associating it only with women demeans both men and women.
4)"allowed to touch each other"? Real men decide for themselves what is and is not appropriate. Real men don't let others decide for them. If you want to touch another man in ways that most men have decided are inappropriate, you will have a problem.
3)If you want to wear clothes that are made for women, I think you're the one with the problem. I like fashion, too - men's fashions. Nothing more masculine than a well-made, good fitting suit. Maybe the women's clothing wearer doesn't want to feel like a man.....
2) Why? Real men don't care if another guy is "attractive". It's more like, "is he friend or foe?" How a man looks is of no consequence to real men, we just want to know if he can be counted on to get the job done.
1) Pee sitting down? Why?
Right or wrong, I get the strong idea the author would rather be female. He wants to pee sitting down, he wants touch men in more ways than shaking hands or a pat on the back, and he likes to wear women's clothes.
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