[GrandJediMasterYoda]

[bert]

-——Is there another you reading this article at this exact moment in a parallel universe? -——

No, the parallel bert’s have all been banned

[dfwgator]

"Can I buy some pot from you?"

[I want the USA back]

Complete rubbish. This is not science.

“gravity leaking from an invisible universe” shows that this is written by someone who knows nothing about anything.

Multiverse. Parallel universes. Popping in and out of existence randomly. This is the kind of things that government grants are made out of. It is not science, and it is not “testable.”

BTW, all this is to “prove” that we are just a random set of fluctuations without any particular order or purpose.

[WriteOn]

Haha. This is metaphysics with the point of denying God’s existence.

[Malone LaVeigh]

[SonnyBubba]

So what do cosmetologist know about the universe? They should stick to doing hair.

[henkster]

In the alternate universe, I wasn't thinking of Mr. Spock.

[LucianOfSamasota]

Amazingly, socialism works in this alternate universe.

However, people must hold onto the earth to keep from drifting into outer space, since the force of gravity is repellant rather than attractive.

[17th Miss Regt]

Maybe the Lost Sock dimension?

[Revolting cat!]

Damn, I misread the headline again, and thought that it said (in part):

... And Will Soon Be Taxable, Expert Says

[12th_Monkey]

I like the idea of this because in some parallel world, i’m married to Jessica Alba.

I’m also a dictator and all the liberals are in “re-education camps”

Parallel Spock is a badass by the way....

[Mount Athos]

Dark Matter theory is driving scientists nuts

[Mad Dawgg]

Long ago I posited there is at least one parallel world on the other side of the møøse/chesse continuum wherein my sister remains unbitten...

[onedoug]

Hugh Everett 1957.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[Graybeard58]

If people feel the need to talk about more than one "universe", they first should redefine the very word "universe".

u�ni�verse

[ ynə v�rss ]

1.all matter and energy in space: the totality of all matter and energy that exists in the vastness of space, whether known to human beings or not.

[tophat9000]

I never have bought it to the concept of parallel worlds .what level of granularity are we talking about in the differences? ..Are we talking parallel universes identical except for one atom difference? one particle difference?

Considering the number of variables you're talking infinite number of parallel universes. Then you get you get recursive problems having parallels of the parallels...it's like having two mirrors facing each other you can see into infinity but you're really its just a reflection of the original image with a loss of resolution and granularity

[PATRIOT1876]

Clearly the other dimensions were brought about by global warming....

[PATRIOT1876]

If the litmus paper turns blue, parallel worlds do not exist.

If the litmus paper turns a color that no one has ever seen before and it turns into a giant poodle, then parallel worlds do exist.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Sure. Right. You betcha.