[John O]

Why do blacks (minorities) get arrested more often? Because blacks commit crimes more often.

If they’d stop committing crimes they wouldn’t be arrested as much

[MrB]

And why do “disabled” kids get into more trouble?
Because the definition of “disabled” includes not being under the proper discipline and authority of a parent.

[AbnSarge]

“Boss, it’s Skull.He knocked over another A.T.M.
This time at knife-point.He needs your legal advice.”

[Shouting] “Stop breakin’ the law, a**hole!”
(”Liar, Liar”, Jim Carrey)