My one and only chance to dunk the basketball I'm thinking.....
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12/28/2013 5:00:34 PM PST by
kjam22
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To: kjam22
Jupiter is in Gemini, Pluto is on the opposite side of the sun in Sagittarius.
There is no such alignment
83 posted on
12/28/2013 6:28:56 PM PST by
qam1
(There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
To: kjam22; SunkenCiv
Oh dear, what are we going to do about it?
93 posted on
12/28/2013 7:25:19 PM PST by
Berosus
(I wish I had as much faith in God as liberals have in government.)
To: kjam22; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Weight loss in 2014!
Diet is ovah.
98 posted on
12/28/2013 8:27:50 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: kjam22
And on that day, many light in the loafers guys, some on Fox News in the evening, will never touch ground.
102 posted on
12/28/2013 8:57:50 PM PST by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: kjam22
Hooboy. Uh, Pluto is a very, very, very, very long way away. And tiny.
Nevertheless, it's all coming clear now. This is why scientists took Pluto's planetary status away! It was to prevent this from happening. So if you jump in the air at that particular moment and you don't hover for three seconds, you'll have proof that the scientists are all in on a gigantic conspiracy. I blame Carl Sagan.
To: kjam22
This just in: Pluto has pulled out of the deal because it didn’t get the billing rights it was seeking. Downgraded from planetary status, it will not be participating in this event.
108 posted on
12/28/2013 9:37:02 PM PST by
DoughtyOne
(ZERO is still zero!)
To: kjam22
I’ll be able to drive my car on two wheels.
109 posted on
12/28/2013 9:52:11 PM PST by
headstamp 2
(What would Scooby do?)
To: kjam22
Sounds like a good time to go for that Pole Vaulting World Record.
111 posted on
12/29/2013 12:26:52 AM PST by
Kickass Conservative
(Nobody owes you a living, so shut up and get back to work...)
To: kjam22
I thought Pluto was demoted.
113 posted on
12/29/2013 3:56:42 AM PST by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: kjam22
If you think you will be able to float around your house then you will be mistaken. BUT if you jump in the air at 9:47AM local time on January 4th 2014, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds. I'm a white guy so most likely the best hang time I can hope for is 0.33 seconds (white men can't jump).
Also, note the difference between an astrologer and an astronomer. It's like the difference between a blonde bimbo and Margaret Thatcher.
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