[moonshinner_09]

This has to be the best joke of the year..Sounds like something right out of Saturday Night Live.

[Dick Vomer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hahahaha. this is priceless

[JRandomFreeper]

He needs to turn his badge in for a shovel.

/johnny

[Carriage Hill]

Ping to Pa List...

[Bryanw92]

He only tried to kill himself, so maybe the next dog he meets will survive.

[House Atreides]

Trooper Keyes’ service in the State Police is not likely to end well.

[Chode]

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid that is. I mean Dehydrated stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. It is trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. It emits more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

but then again...

[NoCmpromiz]

Too bad we can’t get wolfie’s take on this...

[Vendome]

Mmmmm K....

Either he is still a threat to himself and should be barred from any firearn or he has figured out how to “deal” more effectively and his rights should be fully restored.

[smokingfrog]

Barney Fife him.

[bunkerhill7]

Uniforms cure Schizophrenia

[Autonomous User]

Cop Unions. Right.

[Anton.Rutter]

I knew a highway patrolman whose nickname was Psycho among his fellow patrolmen (who I knew), because he’d gotten out of the Marines on a psychological discharge. One day his wife left him, and he quit his job to go interstate looking for her.

I talked to the property manager that inspected the house he vacated (small town) and the bedrooms had windows nailed shut and hasps on the doors as if someone was locking occupants inside, also punch/kick holes on the walls and gunshot holes in the ceiling.

Word was the wife stole several hundred bucks from her part time job as a convenience store cashier the day she ran off. I can’t imagine a more desperate situation.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

“repeatedly tried to kill himself by taking drugs ....”

Is he allowed to have (legal) drugs? Is he still allowed to go to the roof of buildings? Is he allowed to walk across high bridges? Is he ... well, you get the idea.

BTW,repeated suicide attempts sound more like a cry for help, than a serious effort at killing yourself.

[Right Wing Assault]

He’s sane enough when he’s a cop, but too crazy when he’s off-duty.

These days, that sounds backward for some of them.

[davisfh]

Makes perfect sense. He’s only nuts when he isn’t wearing his uniform. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I think the law and the judges are crazier than the cop.

Oh the law suits that are going to fly like geese if he has problems on the job with his gun.

RECALL, anyone?

[Yo-Yo]

This is bull. Many cops lost their jobs when the Lautenberg Amendment was passed in 1996 that made anyone who was ever found guilty of misdemeanor domestic violence a prohibited person.

Prohibited means prohibited. There is no exception for “on the job.”

[bgill]

Say, what?!?

[SkyDancer]

The Onion?

[Focault's Pendulum]

NJ State Trooper, Scott Graham, Commits Suicide on the GSP