I’m sorry if you’re offended. I;m not sure how accurate the tests were, because I had a system for taking tests back then. Doesn’t matter, I made a lot of dumbass decisions in my life. But the test results stand. Am I smart? Yes,, in some areas. I can’t see why it bothers you.
After I disappeared from my home, Mensa somehow tracked me down. They invited me to a meeting. I hung around for about 15 minutes, before sneaking out the door. I’d never met such a huge number of a-holes. Make of it what you will.
Don’t fret, I tested 150 in the fifth grade but through
the careful application of medications I now have it
down to a reasonable 67.
Having a high IQ as a child is like having a powerful V-8 under the hood. Without fuel, it goes nowhere at any speed. Without maintenance, it breaks down. Without direction, the vehicle it powers soon crashes.
As soon as I found out that I qualified for MENSA,I lost all respect for MENSA.
There is a “999” club, taking only the top 0.1% on the scale (whatever it is).
They must limit themselves to words of no more than four syllables when explaining concepts to the typical Mensa member. But they must watch themselves, as it is so easy to slip over into badgering and teasing.
I’d never met such a huge number of a-holes.
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I have an aunt who belongs to Mensa and she is insufferably smug. She’s a lib who believes fracking is bad, global warming is real and hates corporate America.
I’m the only person she can’t beat at Words With Friends so take that, Aunty Mensa!