[Disambiguator]

Having spent a lot of time working in Emergency Rooms, I can assure you there are other ways to get things, ummm, up there.

I've heard about "the list." One of them had "softball" as an item (this from some friends who did ER work in the past).

[Gamecock]

It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.

[saleman]

I wonder if they have a designated “pitcher”?

You have all your hopeful designated martyrs lined up in their skivvies and the Imam shouts “bring in Achmed!” That would really be a tough job. But, someone’s gotta do it.