Herpes Virus Found on Library Copies of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/11/15/Herpes-Virus-Found-on-Library-Copies-of-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey ^

[MNDude]

Two Belgian university professors recently decided to submit the 10 most borrowed books at the Antwerp library to bacteriology and toxicology tests.

Traces of cocaine were found on all 10 books...the scientists discovered traces of the herpes virus in the pages of the erotic tale Fifty Shades of Grey.

[nickcarraway]

Dog bites man

[Raycpa]

Innocent looking librarian?

[bigheadfred]

no fecal matter what is wrong with people

[Resolute Conservative]

Nice. Mankind is just lost.

[Hardraade]

Neat.

STD’s by library card.

New dimensions in Biowar.

[txmissy]

Ew.

[fishtank]

[SpaceBar]

The single greatest thing a person can do to protect their health besides putting down the lung cookies (cigarettes) is wash their hands frequently and carry around germicidal hand cleaner. When you get home from the market pushing that cart around, wash your hands before you do anything else. We live in a filthy world.

[2harddrive]

Probably syphilis, too!

[Secret Agent Man]

remember this story the next time they want to use the excuse of “public health” to get rid of physical money.

if they are serious they’ll also get rid of all public libraries’ books and magazines, and every computer keyboard in them, too.

[Zathras]

Ewwww!

[Responsibility2nd]

Just touching one of those books is enough to give you a venereal disease.

[golux]

The single greatest thing a person can do to protect their health besides putting down the lung cookies (cigarettes) is wash their hands frequently and carry around germicidal hand cleaner. When you get home from the market pushing that cart around, wash your hands before you do anything else. We live in a filthy world....


I believe you are wrong. I believe the greatest thing a person can do to protect their health is eat right, stay fit, GET DIRTY and let your kids get dirty, too. My kids touch everything. They eat EVERYTHING: Just this afternoon my baby girl wolfed down spicy kim-chee. Dirty faces, dirty hands, go anywhere, roll around in it... (and clean up all nice for school.)

Yep! I don't believe God designed us to depend on "hand sanitizer."

Funny how my kids don't get as sick as often as the other kids. Nor do they have "allergies."

[dangerdoc]

as my boy likes to say “Mom, that’s why God gave me an immune system”

[SpaceBar]

For the young, that theory does work. It builds up the immune system. For older people, I would recommend the hygiene steps I described instead of going to the local mall and holding their tongues to the escalator hand rail.

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[cuban leaf]

The single greatest thing a person can do to protect their health besides putting down the lung cookies (cigarettes) is wash their hands frequently and carry around germicidal hand cleaner. When you get home from the market pushing that cart around, wash your hands before you do anything else. We live in a filthy world.

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WRONG, WRONG WRONG!

Did you learn NOTHING from War of the Worlds?!

;-)

[Billthedrill]

I just disinfected my keyboard and mouse, thank you very much.

[GeronL]

who reads that bilge?