‘Classic!’ New and improved Obamacare program released? [pic]

Twitchy ^ | 10/23/2013 | Twitchy Staff

[reegs]

I had the program package overnighted and was surprised by the first disk swap window:

[C. Edmund Wright]

FORWARD!!!

[Red Badger]

I’ll wait for the update..........

[Kartographer]

Does this new Obamaware for Obamacare come on 8" Floppy?


Or better yet maybe some of these?

[BitWielder1]

Also available on the government dial-up website.
Requires 300 baud modem.
You may need that since the floppies are shipped with a set of spiffy refrigerator magnets.

[untenured]

The original is from The Onion.

[IbJensen]

What in the hell did American expect?

Here is a complete idiot who has surrounded himself with dimwitted morons because he and Moochie want to shine!

They’re shining all right and the America people need to scream to high heaven to get their arses out of the White Hut and have it disgorged of the ninny hammers who have this nation in tatters!

Lucifercare. The legacy of a half-witted non-American phony president who deserves to have his official portrait tattered just like he’s done to the Constitution.

Evil!

[Lucky9teen]

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[KarlInOhio]

Also available on the government dial-up website. Requires 300 baud modem.

My cell phone isn't big enough connect to the acoustic coupler. Can I buy an old, Motorola bag phone on ebay and use it?

[dead]

Can I install this on my Vic20?

[bmwcyle]

The programers need to sit down and get to work.

[moovova]

Your...policy...has...been...approved.

[dfwgator]

Will it work on my TRS-80?

[Disambiguator]

Can I buy an old, Motorola bag phone on ebay and use it?

We had one of those 20 years ago. Worked great! I'd probably still have it if they hadn't gone digital.

[MrB]

Make no mistake, the purpose of controlling healthcare is to have the power to deny it for your political enemies.

[editor-surveyor]

>> “I’ll wait for the update.” <<

.
The update is rumored to require 40 terabytes of hard disk space...

[MaxMax]

Will it work on my TRS-80?

Depends on the HD you're using. 60-min would be the min requirement.

[DuncanWaring]

Here is a complete idiot who has surrounded himself with dimwitted morons ...

You're right about the "complete idiot" part, but those he surrounds himself with and those on the other end of his BlackBerry are geniuses and evil, evil to the very marrow of their bones.

[ErnBatavia]

I used to be a whiz with a Telex....

[SparkyBass]

Ha! It's OS2 Warp all over again!