Should Men Sit Down to Pee? (Proof of the decline of Western Civilization)

Mental Floss ^ | October 15, 2013 | Meghan Holohan

[beelzepug]

It really is funny how many things are common to so many of us. I go on a trip, plan a stop in eight hours to pee and eat a gut bomb, eight more hours and stop for the night. My wife, on the other hand, plans her trip by where each of the highway rest stops are located.

[Man from Oz]

In front of a urinal at F Street in Anchorage AK

[Impy]

"When Viggo Hansen, a county counselor from the Left Party in Sormland, Sweden, tried passing a law that required that men sit down to pee when using the public bathrooms, his motion caused a flood of reactions. "

Unenforceable.

Sitting to pee, I don't know, it's somewhat, unsatisfying. Peeing outside is best, embrace the primal.

[NFHale]

Seems to me that Viggo Hansen should be dragged out of his office and peed ON.

Maybe they can make nice little designs with the streams...

[Impy]

It is sometimes hard to believe that the descendants of some of the world's most fierce peoples -- Vikings -- are now found trying to further emasculate men through legislation.

In generations past, only the strong (or lucky) survived. And no one had time to sit around and think up stupid nonsense like this.

[don-o]

I step out for a few hours and come back to this? And a haircut thread?

The end is indeed, nigh.

[Impy]

Very interesting stories there.

“Weiner: I’d be mayor ‘if Internet didn’t exist’...”

Nah, there’d still be the TV and radio. D-bag.

“Larry Flynt Opposes Death Penalty For His Shooter; Wants Torture Instead...”

Your fellow democrats won’t like that, Lar.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Comic relief

[HiTech RedNeck]

Well this is what happens when leftists snoop in the bathroom

[backwoods-engineer]

German and Japanese men sit to piss. Perhaps there is a connection..

I knew a German engineer, who was a little more manly, and frowned on this. He called men who do this "sitzpincklers" or something like that. And it was NOT a complementary term, let me tell you.

[backwoods-engineer]

Actually, the Germans call men who sit down to pee “setzenpinklers”, which is an emasculating insult.

THAT'S the term! I couldn't think of the exact spelling. I used to know a German engineer who used that term, and NOT in a complementary manner.

[NFHale]

“..In generations past,...”

In generations past, those particular tribes just killed off the stupid and the weak.

Somewhere, they missed one or two... and they started breeding.

[NFHale]

This is what happens when you don’t protect your race, your civilization, your culture, and your people from liberals.

[driftless2]

Oh my God, you can drive 16 hrs in a single day? You’ve got a lot more stamina/adrenaline than I have.

[beelzepug]

I didn’t say I wasn’t a zombie upon arrival, though, did I? Truth is, no, I don’t do it anymore. I used to but at 67, 16 hours is well into my nap time.

[GOPsterinMA]

That’s why there were wars; to thin out the herd...

[GOPsterinMA]

The only reason Carlos Danger “ran” for mayor was to burn thru his unspent campaign funds. Uber-douche.

Larry Flynt: Hot mess.

[NFHale]

I’m of the opinion that they shoved whatever their versions of liberals were back in the day up to the FRONT of the line... unarmed.

Not a bad idea.

[fieldmarshaldj]

First time I ever saw a Hustler magazine, I realized it wasn’t a porno mag, but a gynecological journal.

[NFHale]

“...Larry Flynt: Hot mess....”

Worthless waste of sperm.