Posted on 10/05/2013 2:15:50 PM PDT by EveningStar
At His Majesty's Superior Residency, begun and held in Washington, D.C. in the fifth reign of Barack Obama I, by the grace of Government, socialism, political correctness, and social justice, King, Defender of the Faithless, has, by his greatness, and moral superiority, thus declared that the racist and bigoted offensive name Washington "REDSKINS" should be changed to a more fitting and progressive title, worthy of the mediocrity it so deserves.
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See, Redskins is actually a shortened name for Red Foreskins. That’s what happens when you, uh, love yourself too much.
Satire or reality? It’s getting harder and harder to tell.
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This is a joke right ES? LOL!
The peoples cube used to be satire, but joining them in suggestion, I propose “The Washington Welfare”.
The team should be grateful for the name. It is probably the only thing keeping Obama from forcing the team to promote Obamacare.
He stole my suggestion!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=redskins
Will Obama be their mascot?
Aren’t Redskins just People of Color?
Washington Cornholers?
So in other words, he wants to name them after himself.
To hell with Obama. And to hell with the Cowboys.
You beat me to it!
The President is a busy guy, dealing with those evil republicans on the budget between golf and fundraising. We all really want to know what he thinks about the redskins.
The answer is so simple. and you csn actually retain part of the name. As the best team names do, like the 49’ers and Steelers, it would also link a city trait ot the nickname
With DC’s rabble of overpaid bureaucrats, lobbyists, and hangers on spreading the wealth of the rest of us to themselves-and their 100 voting record for dems/progressives, just drop the “skins”
New name: Washington Reds
Logo - Red flag with hammer and sickle
Motto ‘Si Se puede” (In honor of NFL/Hispanic recognition month)
Then, Obama will be proud.
Not the mebtion the REDsox!
And we in the South really are offended by the YANKEES!
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