Recall if you will, that it was the Park Service Police that investigated the death of one Vince Foster.
They made a number of determinations including suicide
They have cars equipped with 5 gallon cans of whitewash
“A military man can scarcely pride himself on having ‘smitten a sleeping enemy’; it is more a matter of shame, simply, for the one smitten. I would rather you made your appraisal after seeing what the enemy does, since it is certain that, angered and outraged, he will soon launch a determined counterattack.”