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CURL: ‘Pwned’ by Putin: Obama learns about the Cold War
Washington Times ^ | Sept 15, 2013 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 09/15/2013 7:12:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson

The kids have a word for it: ‘pwned.’

Used in a sentence: Barack Obama got hard-core pwned by Vladimir Putin.

Pronounced: Powned. Definition: Completely dominated by an opponent.

Ugh. It was ugly. Vlad drove the lane and dunked in BO’s face — then dissed his mother.

If ESPN showed the whole thing on replay, they’d go to super slo-mo at the end, and some jock announcer would say: “Boom! Right there! Watch the head fake — skadoosh! Someone go pick up Obama’s jockstrap!”

Let’s recap: The 44th president gets his undies all in a wad after someone fires off some chemical weapons in Syria and kills 1,500 — never mind that 100,000 have died in the two-year-long civil war there, BO was up in Martha’s Vineyard on the golf course when the gas hit, so that really ruined his game and wrecked his fun-time beach time. Someone must pay!

So the president announced he was going to fight a Democrat-style war, you know, lob a few bombs in, reduce an aspirin factory to rubble, but just for a few days, not so long it’d push back next weekend’s tee time. Boots on the ground? Hell no. Maybe no boots in the air, either: Just some drones, bombing some rocks in the desert, enough to make us all feel good at next weekend’s cocktail party that someone somewhere was paying a hefty price for using those chemical weapons. For the children, darn it!

Then, seriously, the president went to play golf. Right after his urgent announcement. Urgency schmurgency. Congress, meanwhile, wondered what all the urgent rhetoric was about.

Wait, it gets so much better. Then, days later, the president said, don’t worry...

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtontimes.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: obama; putin; pwned; russia; syria
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1 posted on 09/15/2013 7:12:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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Kinda funny how Soetoro got schooled by a man he referred to as a "bored school child sitting in the back of the class".

To paraphrase the Knight guarding The Cup of Christ in one of the Indiana Jones movies, "He chose his words.....poorly."

2 posted on 09/15/2013 7:18:18 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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He was “pwned” by Putin.

Warhawk Obama wanted war but Putin wanted diplomacy.


3 posted on 09/15/2013 7:19:13 PM PDT by boycott
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I don’t know how good Soetoro is at spades but he sucks at chess.


4 posted on 09/15/2013 7:20:45 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Just disagreements among fellow communists. They’ll still remain comrades in spirit...


5 posted on 09/15/2013 7:22:00 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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” skadoosh! Someone go pick up Obama’s jockstrap!”

The imposter is sporting a tampon, jockstrap would refer to the male genitalia.


6 posted on 09/15/2013 7:22:03 PM PDT by RS_Rider (I)
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7 posted on 09/15/2013 7:23:24 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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late to dinner? that is just not cool


8 posted on 09/15/2013 7:23:50 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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9 posted on 09/15/2013 7:24:47 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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“I didn’t set this red red line, the world set this red line,” he said...

Look, Barry, everyone knows you farted. Don't go blaming the dog.

10 posted on 09/15/2013 7:25:42 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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From a related thread:

11 posted on 09/15/2013 7:26:03 PM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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The boxing equivalent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npz7kFB4Vo4

12 posted on 09/15/2013 7:26:29 PM PDT by varmintman
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That’s funny. I am within a year of Mr. Obama’s purported age, yet I was in the Cold War. With 330 million people we couldn’t find someone more qualified?


13 posted on 09/15/2013 7:26:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I aim to raise a million plus for Gov. Palin. What'll you do?.)
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That was pretty funny take on a sad sit-chee-ation.


14 posted on 09/15/2013 7:27:27 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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He got taken to the Hoop


15 posted on 09/15/2013 7:28:18 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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Has it ever occurred to anyone that maybe Soetoro did this on purpose? Remember: His agenda is to destroy the US from within while empowering and helping to spread radical Islam. I mean come on: That’s all he’s been doing since day one which evidently is perfectly OK to the Republican party.

Part of his agenda in destroying the US is by destroying the respect it gets which is he doing phenomenally well at. Putin I would say at this point wouldn’t give a second thought to using the US as a latrine. What is Soetoro going to do anyway? Nothing. Putin will sell arms to whatever radical Islamo wants them and Soetoro wins again - His beloved Islam is empowered even more. And Republicans will continue to hide under their desk while the Soetoro holocaust just steamrolls right along.


16 posted on 09/15/2013 7:30:51 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant.)
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Well, I got my tag line from a Jay Leno line.


17 posted on 09/15/2013 7:32:11 PM PDT by ansel12 ( 'I'm on That New Obama Diet... Every Day I Let Vladimir Putin Eat My Lunch' .)
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international relations are a distraction for this outfit. They started off with a gaff that the media ignored and have stumbled and fallen down at every chance. Too bad the media won’t cover any of the missteps that have plagued this administration.
They wanted to figure out a way to somehow blame this on the republicans and move on to blaming them for his failure on the economy but his fail was so epic that even his buds can’t hide it so they ignore it.

He probably thought that these summits would be like a coffee klatch in a faculty lounge. A place where he could talk about the rising socialist state and the inevitable goal of worldwide communism in like company but when he realized they didn’t buy into it, he decided to focus in the real enemies, the American people. This whole thing was never about Syria.

Unfortunately or not, now there are a few thousand determined and armed terrorists that thought Obama would save them but they just go led from behind.


18 posted on 09/15/2013 7:36:44 PM PDT by newnhdad (Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
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Irresistable force meets moveable object.


19 posted on 09/15/2013 7:39:53 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Texas Eagle
I don’t know how good Soetoro is at spades but he sucks at chess.

I could probably tolerate that, Texas Eagle, but does that low life dummy have to prance about masquerading as a chess grand master?

20 posted on 09/15/2013 8:03:16 PM PDT by Standing Wolf (No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
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