John Kerry Is Getting Relentlessly Mocked For Saying Syria Strikes Will Be 'Unbelievably Small'

Business Insider ^ | 09/09/2013 | Brett LoGiurato

[Texas Eagle]

"We will be able to hold Bashar Assad accountable without engaging in troops on the ground or any other prolonged kind of effort in a very limited, very targeted, very short-term effort that degrades his capacity to deliver chemical weapons without assuming responsibility for Syria’s civil war.

What do you know about degrading a military.

Wait. What am I saying. You work for Obama. What are you going to do? Demand Assad allow womyn and homosexuals to serve in his military?

[alloysteel]

“Yeah, what is that tongue action? You expect him to nail a fly on the other side of the room.”

Inside the human visage, Jean-Francois Kerre` is actually a humanoid lizard, much like the aliens in the TV series “V”.

That would explain a lot.

[Arthur McGowan]

You wouldn’t catch Anthony Weiner using phraseology like that.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Naaa, the rest of his face has gotten longer and just makes his chin look shorter.

[Arthur McGowan]

Yes. His jaw was so long back in 1971, it qualified as a facial deformation. He had about an inch hacked off his jaw some years ago.

[BunnySlippers]

His Botox has made his face immovable.

[Blood of Tyrants]

They are going all the way and do all three.

[truth_seeker]

Agree or disagree with the action, I don’t recall that Clinton had such a display of incompetence, by himself, his administration, and by the US military establishment regarding the Balkans.

[skimbell]

"...Kerry has made repeated comments casting Syrian President Bashar al-Assad as the greatest villain of the 21st century..."

I guess it's just a matter of al-Assad was O.K. before he wasn't O.K.

[tennmountainman]

Of course, “unbelievably small” all depends on Russia, Syria
or Iran NOT striking back. Once our first cruise missile is fired,
it may not end up “small”.

[TomGuy]

Are they going to egg Assad’s palace, or toilet paper it? Maybe light a bag of dog doo doo on the palace porch?

NO! That would be silly.

Per another thread they are going to take away his spoon and make him eat his Cheerios with a fork, according to an administration official.

Obama Admin. Official: Assad Will 'Still Be Able to Eat Cheerios' After U.S. Strike

[JLAGRAYFOX]

SOS John Kerry should not get mocked...he should get fired, today!!! And....his failed boss, POTUS Muslim barack Hussein Obama should be impeaached!!!

[PoloSec]

The never ending wisdom of Lurch!

The Lurch and Biteme comedy hour with constant appearances by Obozo the Clown, will not be canceled until 2016...

[Buckeye McFrog]

Now imagine him as your President.

Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU, Ohio!!!

[BuckeyeGOP]

John and jigsaw, uncanny

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Marfans disease ?

[patriotspride]

This is what you get when there are no consequences for failure.

Put these bozos in any company and they would be fired for incompetence in their management of numerous areas.

Economy, Immigration, Foreign Policy etc.

They are lucky they get to operate in the Washington environment where
accountability is for everyone else, and oh by the way don’t forget to
pay your taxes.

[ZX12R]

Per another thread they are going to take away his spoon and make him eat his Cheerios with a fork, according to an administration official.

Kerry's epically stupid comment "strikes will be unbelievably small" is going to echo for days in the realm of humor production.

[TigersEye]

'Unbelievably Small'

A phrase seared into his memory from many a nocturnal encounter.

[wiggen]

Know what i was hoping for? A few examples of him being mocked. I was virtually salivating.

“Kerry earned immediate fire from even supporters of the administration’s plan, including Rep. Mike Rogers (R-Mich.), the chair of the House Intelligence Committee.

“I don’t understand what he means by that,” Rogers said when asked to analyze Kerry’s comments Monday on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”

“This is part of the problem. That’s a very confusing message. Certainly a confusing message to me — that he would offer that, as somebody who believes this is in our national security interest.”
Thats the one example and it doesn’t rise to the level of mock. Not blaming you Seek. Simply expressing frustration with what passes for journalism these days.