The overwhelming magnitude of your tremendous intellectual prowess, as manifested by your cunning ability to call someone a nickname for a penis, just has me in freakin' stitches.
You're a hoot and a half.
Get your lame shiite together, dude, and figure out how to make your contribution succeed. Thousands of the rest of us do it, many like in my case, every month, without a problem. That's your first clue.
Did you mean to say shit? Do you have something the word shit? Do you think your shit doesn’t stink if you spell it sciite?