Did you mean to say shit? Do you have something the word shit? Do you think your shit doesn’t stink if you spell it sciite?
No, and I didn't spell it "sciite", I spelled it "shiite". Please pay better attention.
I meant to write "shiite". It's slightly more polite than "shit" and carries they additional humorous connection to some of our less savory and out-of-favor Middle Eastern neighbors. It's a common usage around here, or haven't you noticed?