Posted on 08/28/2013 11:31:33 AM PDT by Red Badger
Edited on 08/28/2013 11:34:37 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brings in the dope?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brings in the guns?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brought in that disco?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brings in that naaaasty-@@@@$$ Jheri curl?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: And who tries to put they m-f’in’ foot up Kwanzaa’s @$$?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: That’s right!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: [Much later] And who brought in Britney Spears?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man!
-The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
It’s Whitey’s fault always.
Yeah, it’s getting sickening around my parts...all the 90-100 year olds going around on their walkers and wheelchairs pestering young people to buy crack cocaine and heroin. Something has to be done. (snicker)
” Yeah, it’s getting sickening around my parts...all the 90-100 year olds going around on their walkers and wheelchairs pestering young people to buy crack cocaine and heroin. Something has to be done. “
Perfect!
” And since when is the death penalty included in short changing during a drug deal?”
0% of the public will believe this story.
Even the Black Panthers wouldn’t.
Worst defense in modern history....
Agreed, but I wasn’t taking it seriously. This guy’s mojo ran out...
It was the cocaine he got off the body of a dead Jap on Okinawa. It had gotten stale over the last 68 years.
” Agreed, but I wasn’t taking it seriously.”
I knew that : )
No go, on the mojo .
:^)
What a novel kind of lie. Better than the dog ate my homework.
5.56mm
The crackheads now implicating themselves in a crack cocaine drug deal? Tack on more charges...
The statistics on the rate of crack cocaine use among 88 year old white males are probably zero. That is such a bad excuse. Couldn’t they have come up with something more imaginative like he looked at their saggy shorts and muttered the dreaded “n-word” so they justifiably lost all control.
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