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To: Servant of the Cross

NO! Not not not ever! I have no doubt Willie could aptly handle the job, BUT WHY?? No!


2 posted on 08/12/2013 11:33:35 AM PDT by Obadiah (Inside of every Liberal beats the heart of a fascist yearning to reveal their true nature.)
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“I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones ... and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” — Si Robertson

“The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.” — Willie Robertson

“Where I come from, you don’t mess with another man’s woman or his hat.” — Jase Robertson

“I’m a low-tech man in a high-tech world.” — Phil Robertson

“All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.” — Si Robertson

“I don’t know about this ‘Justin the Beaver.’” — Kay Robertson, meaning Justin Bieber

“You kids ever hear of the term ‘Nam?’” — Si Robertson

“Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.” — Phil Robertson

“I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family.” — Willie Robertson

“Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.” — Jase Robertson

“This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.” — Phil Robertson, about the hot tub at a home for sale

“Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.” — Jase Robertson

“First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.” — Si Robertson

“Ducks are like women. They don’t like a lot of mud on their butts.” — Phil Robertson

“Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.” — Willie Robertson

“Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.” — Si Robertson

“Si has never had a normal idea in his life.” — Jase Robertson

“I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.” — Phil Robertson

“I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.” — Si Robertson

“If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.” — Jase Robertson

http://www.christianchronicle.org/article2159778~Do_you_speak_duck%3F_Quotes_from_%27Duck_Dynasty%27


8 posted on 08/12/2013 11:39:59 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Obadiah

Because the Repubs are going for the low info non-voters that live in TV fantasy world. Many of those probably couldn’t name their own state’s Governor...but a Duck Dynasty star? All they would have to do is look at the DD t-shirt they bought at Bass Pro Shop...and are probably wearing right now.


28 posted on 08/12/2013 11:59:19 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Obadiah

Ya know Obadiah you are the problem. No one meets your standards and that’s why we have POS’s like 0bammy in office. Go FYS!


63 posted on 08/12/2013 2:06:15 PM PDT by rhubarbk (It's official, I'm suffering from Obama fatigue!)
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