“I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones ... and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” — Si Robertson
“The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.” — Willie Robertson
“Where I come from, you don’t mess with another man’s woman or his hat.” — Jase Robertson
“I’m a low-tech man in a high-tech world.” — Phil Robertson
“All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.” — Si Robertson
“I don’t know about this ‘Justin the Beaver.’” — Kay Robertson, meaning Justin Bieber
“You kids ever hear of the term ‘Nam?’” — Si Robertson
“Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.” — Phil Robertson
“I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family.” — Willie Robertson
“Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.” — Jase Robertson
“This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.” — Phil Robertson, about the hot tub at a home for sale
“Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.” — Jase Robertson
“First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.” — Si Robertson
“Ducks are like women. They don’t like a lot of mud on their butts.” — Phil Robertson
“Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.” — Willie Robertson
“Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.” — Si Robertson
“Si has never had a normal idea in his life.” — Jase Robertson
“I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.” — Phil Robertson
“I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.” — Si Robertson
“If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.” — Jase Robertson
http://www.christianchronicle.org/article2159778~Do_you_speak_duck%3F_Quotes_from_%27Duck_Dynasty%27
They show episode where Robinson women threw sewing party they created here come UNCLE SI they sew that apron for Miss katy man who knew that Uncle Si is Martha Stewart of that family LOL!
Thanks for those hilarious quotes! It shows that Si is pretty sharp. But he talks so fast that you miss half of what he’s saying.