[upchuck]

Your smartphone            No gots
Your smart TV              No gots
Your VM machine.           No gots
Your webcam                No gots
Your car Bluetooth         No gots
Your iPad/Surface          No gots
Your OnStar or variation   No gots
And your inter/intranet.   Gots

Adding:

Your GPS                   No gots

Guess I'm realtively safe. My goal is to be invisible to these f*kers.

[Excellence]

What qualifies as a smartphone anymore? If it can go on the internet but not do any apps, is that a not-smart phone? Are they still tracked?

[bgill]

They gots you on FR.

[madison10]

Same here. Only item on list is the internet. There is an upside to being too broke to afford technology/newest gadget. LOL