To: nickcarraway
No thanks, I don’t need to hear two women complaining all day...one is enough.
;)
2 posted on
07/27/2013 12:16:26 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
3 posted on
07/27/2013 12:17:36 PM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: dfwgator
I told my wife that when she turned 40 I was going to trade her in for two 20 year olds. She said I wasn’t wired for 220
7 posted on
07/27/2013 12:19:35 PM PDT by
spudville
To: dfwgator
Ohhhh, I don't know...
Them Sister Wives are HOT!
13 posted on
07/27/2013 12:20:59 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: dfwgator
51 posted on
07/27/2013 12:46:37 PM PDT by
WomBom
("I read Free Republic for the pictures")
To: dfwgator
Nooo....no...too many butcher knives laying around in the house
63 posted on
07/27/2013 1:01:27 PM PDT by
Bullfrogg
(American by birth, Irish by heritage, and hellraiser by choice)
To: dfwgator
72 posted on
07/27/2013 1:29:51 PM PDT by
tips up
(Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.)
To: dfwgator
"complaining all day"
How did you capture what I was thinking? Any man who is "tied" to more than one woman is an idiot. However, I do love my wife. But just one version of her.
To: dfwgator
Someone told me that being married to two women is “bigamy.”
I said sometimes I think it's pretty damned big o’ me to put up with one woman!
117 posted on
07/27/2013 2:53:10 PM PDT by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: dfwgator
Amen, ditto, nuff' said.
I don't need to hear two women complaining all day....one is enough.
To: dfwgator
My question is:
Does practice make perfect?
132 posted on
07/27/2013 5:28:06 PM PDT by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: dfwgator
If I want to hear two women complaining, I will phone my ex-wives.
141 posted on
07/27/2013 8:20:25 PM PDT by
donmeaker
(Blunderbuss: A short weapon, ... now superceded in civilized countries by more advanced weaponry.)
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