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I told my wife that when she turned 40 I was going to trade her in for two 20 year olds. She said I wasn’t wired for 220

7 posted on 07/27/2013 12:19:35 PM PDT by spudville

I told my wife that when she turned 40 I was going to trade her in for two 20 year olds. She said I wasn’t wired for 220

Could be worse.

She could have offered to hook you up to 220...

14 posted on 07/27/2013 12:22:19 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)

71 posted on 07/27/2013 1:17:33 PM PDT by Girlene (Hey, NSA!)

when she turned 40

Midlife Crisis

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know to solve your mid-life crises...

88 posted on 07/27/2013 1:56:03 PM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.)

121 posted on 07/27/2013 3:12:35 PM PDT by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))

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