Catherine gives birth to baby boy

CNN ^ | Mon July 22, 2013 | Dana Ford. Laura Smith-Spark and Richard Allen Greene

[MinorityRepublican]

Kensington Palace source: Prince William remained at Catherine's side throughout her labor, and the baby was born vaginally.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Damn, I put my money on the National Inquirer prediction of “frog baby” ..... wonder if it was a boy frog baby .... could still possibly win!

[freedumb2003]

In related news, I was finally able to pop that damn pimple on my arm.

I think Sgt. Drebben said it best:

Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

This is HUGE news up here in Canada, but then again they still show fealty to the Crown.

Personally, I think this is the least important news ever. And I am commenting on the breathless coverage, not the event.

[freedumb2003]

DANGIT!!!!

GMTA and next time I read the thread before posting!

[Tax-chick]

No, although it’s not unusual for people to say, “Don’t you have 11 children?” counting my husband as the 11th.

But anyway, our son James went through a phase of talking to himself, “I don’t want this!” “That’s bad, James, you know you have to eat your supper.” “Oh, you’re right, James!” And so he became known as “James and his other brother James, the two of them,” or for short, “The James.”

[freedumb2003]

Prince Mustaffa?

[Jyotishi]

Where are the pro-abortion activists?

[EEGator]

LOL, he sounds like Jimmy from a Seinfeld episode.

[taillightchaser]

Just another excuse for the evil media to avoid odumbo’s scandals. Wait—never mind, they don’t cover them anyway.

[SeekAndFind]

According to the monarchy's website it is not required for the baby to have a surname, because prior to 1917 members of the royal family did not have surnames as they adopted the name of the house or dynasty to which they belonged. If the duke and duchess decide to include a surname, there are three choices available: Mountbatten-Windsor, Wales, or Cambridge.  In 1917, King George V replaced his house name with Windsor, from Windsor Castle, while Prince Philip adopted the surname Mountbatten from his British maternal grandparents. The couple could also decide to keep it simple and leave it at "His/Her Royal Highness Prince/Princess of Cambridge."

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Could have just called it “Natural Birth”.

I dunno. What would Vattel say?

[SkyPilot]

Ah, a “masculine child.”

[Tax-chick]

My mom tried to call him Jim ... and now she calls him “James Call Me James.” His brothers all have one-syllable nicknames - Bill, Tom, Pat, Dan, Frank - but James gets his whole name.

[Tax-chick]

This is probably more than you want to know, but “natural birth,” in the mom trade, means more than just “not a C-section.” There’s also “no anesthesia” and more gory details.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“her breaststs got bigger.”

Did they get that much bigger? I vote they name the squid Antwon The First!

[zipper]

In keeping with current trends shouldn’t they name him “Trayvon”?

[MNDude]

after birth, the baby began crying orally and then defecated anally.

[ottbmare]

Having a Caesarean section doesn’t stop anyone from wearing a bikini. The scar is quite low and is well hidden.

[freedumb2003]

And so he became known as “James and his other brother James, the two of them

Sounds like Daryl and Daryl:

[Patriot Babe]

Exactly, what other part of a women does a baby come out. Nevermind I don’t want to know LOL. What a silly headline that was.

[txhurl]

I’m thinking Andrew or Alexander.