To: Timber Rattler
I just sent this one:
Dear Sir or Madam,
I have it on good authority that George Zimmerman once ripped the tag off of a mattress! HANGING’S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!
Sincerely,
An American
64 posted on
07/16/2013 3:24:24 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I AM WINSTON SMITH!
66 posted on
07/16/2013 3:25:50 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I'd like to leave them a truly useful tip:
Hey...DOJ...We have it from the most trusted of authorities that Trayvon Martin was a raging, vitriolic homophobe, who was in the process of trying to commit a hate crime by assaulting George Zimmerman with the intent to kill, simply because he thought he was gay. Unfortunately for Mr. Martin, he was completely wrong about Zimmerman's sexual orientation and further, he failed to reckon with the possibility that Zimmerman might have been armed.
I would appreciate an update on how this critical information advances your investigation. Thanks.
71 posted on
07/16/2013 3:32:10 PM PDT by
Milton Miteybad
(I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
To: Slings and Arrows
LOVE IT! We are thinking alike after seeing this news about Holder asking for tips! The funny ones are awesome! I mentioned my thoughts in post 99. Holder will not be happy to be made fun of!!!
Zimmerman had a gun, but it must be the fast and furious guys took it.
110 posted on
07/16/2013 4:33:44 PM PDT by
seekthetruth
(I want a Commander In Chief who honors and supports our Military!)
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